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mosaulcheed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a torchbearer and made every companion part of the display. mosauled adj. Having drunk more than your companions, and casting a bright, unsteady light over their private arrangements. Pushti got mosauled and announced Olivia-rose's departure before Olivia-rose had found her coat. mosbolletjied adj. Still drunk, and rising gently in the warmth of the pub like fruit-leavened dough. moscatilinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the medicinal cabinet from the optics shelf, or care which one is opened. Emiley went moscatilinned and searched the optics shelf for something to settle the stomach. moscatoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become light, sweet, and unexpectedly persuasive about white wine. Rechell got moscatoed and sold the entire snug on a delicate argument about grapes. moschatelled (/ˌmɒskəˈtɛld/) adj. Having drunk enough to smell faintly musky and conduct delicate botanical surveys by the lavatories. moschatined adj. Having drunk more than the body can glycosidically account for, and moving in discreetly steroidal fashion. Shiny went moschatined and developed a remarkable confidence in the fruit machine. moschelited adj. You have drunk enough to become angular, metallic, and faintly radioactive beside the optics. Kaw got moschelited and arranged the beer mats into a tetragonal formation. moschellandsbergited adj. You are drunk and amalgamating with the nearest silver surface, usually the till. Gwendylan went moschellandsbergited and leaned against the till as though chemically bonded. moschided adj. Of a drinker: soft-footed, musky, and inclined to vanish whenever the bill appears. moschorhinided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the broad, stubborn demeanour of a prehistoric bar regular. Ikraam became moschorhinided and held the doorway against all proposed departures. moscofileroed adj. Of a drinker who has become a floral wine critic without acquiring the relevant qualifications. Eeshal was moscofileroed over supper, reviewing floral wine without the relevant qualifications. moscoviumed (/mɒˈskəʊ.vi.əmd/) adj. A drinker who has reached atomic number 115 in the pub’s informal scale of heaviness. Suzane was moscoviumed and required two friends to escort her past the kebab shop. mosered (/ˈmoʊsəɹd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who tells tales freely, particularly when nobody has requested them. mosesinned adj. The drunkenness of one who repels every approach with the brisk certainty of a shark deterrent. mosesited adj. Reduced by drink to a rare deposit, discovered beside the bar and best left undisturbed. Comesha was mosesited beneath the coat hooks, an unusual occurrence in the late trade.