Minskited
Mirandanned

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Minskited adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting municipal business without a municipality. Chalice became Minskited and attempted to regulate the queue for the cloakroom. Minsky momented adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes to find the evening's assumptions have collapsed with the bedside glass. Jt was Minsky momented, discovering the promised breakfast had become a glass of water.
Minskyanned adj. Still drunk, and explaining the boom and bust of the evening through the price of another pint. Samaura was Minskyanned and blamed the pub's financial instability on excessive optimism. Mintie momented adj. Softened by drink into recounting last night's failure as though embarrassment were a weather event. Swapna woke Mintie momented, unable to discuss the karaoke without examining the ceiling. Minyaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the first headache as an archaeological discovery. Angeleia woke Minyaed, excavating the night from receipts, crumbs, and one unfamiliar key. Minyan wared adj. Emboldened by drink to handle the morning's fragile arrangements with unnecessary historical confidence. Rosalua was Minyan wared, placing the breakfast things down as though founding a civilisation. Minyanned (/mɪˈnaɪənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into claiming the sofa as though personally established there since antiquity. Mahima woke Minyanned, firmly attached to the sofa and vague about its ownership. Miquelonnaised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an island morning, with every task deferred until after tea. Dellon was Miquelonnaised, taking seven minutes to locate the kettle in plain sight. Mira variabled adj. Drunk and pulsing between vivid recollections of the evening and long, very red silences. Lingyi was Mira variabled, alternating bright accounts of dinner with solemn periods of staring. Mirab Soroed adj. Drunk to the point where the bedroom has acquired a precise location and the bed a district boundary. Tarcia was Mirab Soroed, giving the bedroom coordinates before lying down. Mirabelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a plum from a barmaid's yellow handbag, though both seem seasonal. Ginnie got Mirabelled and tried to eat the landlord's yellow stress ball. Miranda carded adj. Drunk enough to recite the morning's rights before admitting where the missing shoe has gone. Annarosa got Miranda carded and read her rights to the person delivering breakfast. Miranda righted adj. Drunk past the point of answering questions, but still certain that silence is legally advisable. Tamar woke Miranda righted and answered every breakfast question with dignified silence. Miranda ruled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary explanation, and therefore governed entirely by whatever the last person suggested. Ngocanh was Miranda ruled, accepting toast as both evidence and breakfast. Miranda warninged adj. The condition of a drinker who announces the consequences before exercising each remaining right to stand. Siddeegah was Miranda warninged and advised everyone that standing might be used against him.
Mirandanned (/məˈrændənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the bedroom seems to possess its own orbit and the floor is distant. Davalyn woke Mirandanned, circling the bed before attempting re-entry.