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mosetted adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a short ceremonial cape and expecting the company to observe it. Jyoti became mosetted and blessed the crisps while Shivanya tried to find her coat. mosh circled adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a ring of witnesses before attempting the simplest movement. mosh pitted adj. Still drunk, and treating the space before the speakers as a site of ceremonial collision. Loda remained mosh pitted long after the band had stopped, circling the empty microphone stand. moshavaed adj. Having drunk enough to establish an independent settlement in the furthest corner of the pub. moshaved adj. Sufficiently drunk to organise the room into cooperative holdings, each centred on a separate plate of chips. moshavniked adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding population, and consequently assuming responsibility for its welfare. moshed (/mɒʃd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and dancing as though the monarchy had personally offended you. Quadira got moshed and challenged the jukebox to settle the matter by physical means. moshered adj. You have drunk enough to regard violent dancing as a reasonable form of social introduction. Glenford got moshered and introduced himself to three guests by colliding with them. moshpited adj. Too drunk to remain in the audience, and therefore drawn towards the nearest disorderly congregation. mosked adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a place of worship and the bar for its sanctuary. mosketoed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small flying nuisance attempting to cross a lampshade. moskonfyted adj. You are drunk and reduced to a sweet, viscous enthusiasm that adheres to everything nearby. moskoviumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the periodic table has become a route home. moslingsed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to thin shreds of dignity, chiefly during the attempt to remove a coat. Lousia became moslingsed in the cloakroom and left several small pieces of composure behind. moso bambooed adj. Of a drinker who has become tall, jointed and inclined to bend only when the wind insists. Domini was moso bambooed beside the bar, swaying in several distinct sections. mosque affiliationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every argument is treated as a question of denominational allegiance. Markiese became mosque affiliationed and demanded to know which side supported the last round.