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mossed (/mɒsd/) adj. Drunk beyond useful mobility, becoming part of the furniture while others conduct the evening around you. Arwa-noor was mossed into the armchair, and guests passed plates around the rooted figure. mosselled adj. Slowed by drink to address each small bite as though it required careful excavation. Damarie was mosselled, taking several minutes to negotiate a single sandwich crumb. mossered adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathering the room's loose strands without apparent purpose. Kimoree was mossered by the third round and began collecting abandoned napkins. mosseried adj. Drunk by closing time, and established in a dense, self-sustaining patch of conversation. Miroslav was mosseried beside the bar, where several remarks had taken root. mossied (/ˈmɒz.id/) adj. Still drunk, and liable to make a small sudden appearance before disappearing again. mossinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a quiet, damp confidence and remain where you have settled. mosskillered adj. Sufficiently drunk to apply the wrong remedy to every green problem in sight. Chanet got mosskillered and treated the garden cushions as an infestation. mosslanded adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room by way of every available patch of soft ground. mossled (/ˈmɒsəld/) adj. You are drunk and asking whether the crumbs in your pocket count as provisions. Tiffane became mossled after the final round and searched the cloakroom for edible fragments. mosstoned adj. Drunk and moving with the cautious, uniform-coloured solemnity of a field exercise. mosstroopered adj. Drunk in a way that sends the bearer marauding through otherwise settled conversations. mossy celled adj. Drunk to the point where each attempted recollection excites three more, none reliably connected. Dionysius got mossy celled and retrieved the same anecdote from several different evenings. mossy saxifraged adj. Drunk enough to cling to the steepest part of the staircase and call it a route. Gabriela became mossy saxifraged and ascended the stairs in short, alpine stages. mossybacked (/ˈmɒsibækd/) adj. Drunk past the point of accepting modern methods, including walking forwards upstairs. Lejon was mossybacked and insisted the stairs had been more dependable in his youth. mossycupped adj. Drunk beyond the point where a broad, sturdy support is distinguishable from a drinking vessel. most favored nationed adj. Drunk to a degree that prevents one person receiving less consideration than any other, including the stranger beside them. Keemya got most favored nationed and offered every guest equal access to the only remaining chair.