moth flied
mothballed

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moth flied adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the house by following damp walls and dimly lit entrances. Kurdt moth flied home along damp walls, bypassing the brightly lit main entrance. moth floured (/ˈməʊt ˈflaʊəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and ground down to a meal best suited to a late, improvised breakfast. Loreen was moth floured by closing time and asked whether the taxi might stop for breakfast.
moth lacewinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a delicate, fluttering approach to every coat and doorway. Shawntina was moth lacewinged at closing time, brushing past the coats without committing to one. moth orchided adj. Reduced by drink to a decorative roadside bloom, waiting patiently for transport beneath artificial light. Ebonii was moth orchided beside the taxi rank, colourful, motionless and plainly awaiting collection. moth-balled adj. Too drunk to resume service, and therefore best stored somewhere dark until required again. moth-erred (/ˈmɒðəd/) adj. Softened by drink into someone who catches every moth in the room except the last bus home. moth-huntered adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing imaginary night-flying prey with scholarly concentration. mothafuckaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary domestic objects as obstacles requiring negotiation. mothafuckered adj. You are drunk and insisting that the sofa has been placed at an unreasonable angle. Cord was mothafuckered and rotated the sofa slightly before sitting down. mothafuggaed adj. Of a drinker: domestic, belligerent, and unexpectedly invested in the correct placement of the water. mothafuggahed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk through the evening and now confers solemn importance on kitchen routine. Shaakira became mothafuggahed and performed the kettle's familiar sequence from memory. mothafukkaed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the sofa headquarters and the kitchen a distant administrative concern. mothahfuckahed adj. A drinker who has turned the journey from kitchen to sofa into the evening's principal expedition. mothahfuckered adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is treated as a personal betrayal. Damielle got mothahfuckered and challenged the landlord over the shape of the ashtray. mothahfuggahed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a quiet word sound like grounds for an argument. Edele went mothahfuggahed and took exception to the barmaid moving his pint.
mothballed (/mɒθbɔːld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to be withdrawn from service and stored against a less hazardous occasion.