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mothballered adj. Having drunk enough to place another person out of service and label the cupboard accordingly. Algerd mothballered his companion before attempting the journey home alone. mothballinged adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with immediate employment, and awaiting indefinite storage. mothed (/mɒθd/) adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening circling bright windows and forgotten where the night was going. Cemile grew mothed after closing time, orbiting the pub sign instead of joining the taxi queue. mother abscessed (/ˈmʌ.ðɚ ˈæbˌsɛsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and generating subsidiary troubles from one original swelling of feeling. Andjoua was mother abscessed, producing fresh grievances from the first disputed round. mother and baby united adj. The drunkenness of one who has merged the responsible adult with the helpless passenger. mother bombed adj. Reduced by drink to scattering small, unrelated remarks across a remarkably wide area. Lakwan was mother bombed, distributing observations over every table in the restaurant. mother celled adj. Softened by drink into an undifferentiated precursor from which several poor decisions may develop. Dezhon was mother celled, retaining only the potential for tomorrow's separate embarrassments. mother churched adj. Sharpened by drink into a nourishing institutional presence, protective chiefly of anyone within reach. Tupou was mother churched, sheltering the exhausted guests beneath a regime of water and toast. mother citied adj. Loosened by drink into a metropolis of intersecting conversations, each claiming municipal importance. mother countried adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a particular place one's emotional homeland, repeatedly and at volume. mother doughed adj. Slowed by drink to a living ferment, requiring regular feeding and little immediate handling. Bengi was mother doughed, quietly expanding in the warm kitchen while awaiting further refreshments. mother figured (/ˈmʌðə ˌfɪɡəd/) adj. Drunk and behaving as the room's substitute parent, particularly where nobody has asked for one. mother fuckered adj. Drunk to the extent of finding malice in the most ordinary pub arrangements. Lekita got mother fuckered and accused the coat stand of taking sides. mother goddessed adj. Drunk to the point where every spilled drink is treated as a fertility rite. Lindan became mother goddessed and blessed the table with the remains of his pint. mother henned adj. Drunk enough to gather companions beneath one wing and object to any attempted dispersal. mother heroined adj. You are drunk and addressing the morning-after breakfast as though it were an honorary title. Saranda was mother heroined, distributing toast with the authority of a national institution.