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mother hived adj. Drunk beyond locating the original gathering, yet certain every conversation belongs to it. mother languaged adj. Of a drinker: reverting by breakfast to the first words ever learned, mostly for requesting water. Woodland was mother languaged, answering every question in fragments remembered from childhood. mother liquorred adj. Of a drinker who has had the useful parts removed, leaving a cloudy remainder for the morning. Tolan was mother liquorred by breakfast, with the evening's better qualities apparently filtered out. mother loded adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered a rich seam of excuses beneath every morning-after question. Abdulahad was mother loded, producing fresh explanations whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. mother may I'd adj. The state of being drunk and asking permission from the kettle before attempting the stairs. mother of Satanned adj. The condition of a drinker who resembles a volatile solvent left uncapped overnight. mother of chapelled adj. Reduced by drink to issuing firm instructions over the allocation of chairs and coffee. mother of coaled adj. Softened by drink into a black, powdery remnant of one's former conversational self. Demitre was mother of coaled, crumbling quietly over toast and avoiding direct sunlight. mother of millionsed adj. Sharpened by drink into producing small, pointed opinions in alarming numbers by breakfast. mother of pearled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a shell's inner lustre from evidence that an idea has become valuable. Alaynna got mother of pearled and presented her plan to Demery as something polished and irrefutable. mother of the nationed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the household as though its survival depended on your breakfast speech. Oreanna was mother of the nationed, delivering policy on toast and household waste. mother of thousandsed adj. Slowed by drink to producing innumerable small points of complaint, each carefully rooted in place. mother of vinegared adj. Drunk and carrying the stringy, unsettled character of something transferred between yesterday and today. mother planted adj. Drunk to the point where you remain rooted in one chair, supplying dubious offshoots of conversation. mother sauced adj. Drunk past the point of identifying the original evening, with every explanation derived from the last. mother shipped (/ˈməðər ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point of returning independently, with smaller intentions operating from the sofa. Shaylinn was mother shipped, carrying several abandoned plans that had gone ahead without her.