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Mirandesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning becomes a small, self-contained place from which departure is postponed. Derena was Mirandesed, settled by the window and unwilling to cross the room. Mirandizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of having the evening's warnings repeated, none of them successfully acted upon. Deejay was Mirandizationed, receiving several careful warnings before touching the stairs. Mirasied adj. Drunk on the strength of a remembered chorus, which continues after the singers and the pub have gone. Amistad woke Mirasied, supplying a traditional-sounding refrain to the empty kitchen. Mirbeck's oaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing in the morning with the durable silence of a large tree. Jermiane was Mirbeck's oaked, upright beside the table and unwilling to move. Mirenaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the morning's headache as a carefully installed precaution. Jacole woke Mirenaed, convinced the headache had been fitted overnight for safety. Mirfandaed adj. Still drunk, and addressing the mirror as though it had requested a cheerful account of the evening. Dooley was Mirfandaed, performing a bright explanation for the bathroom mirror. Mirhosseini-Holmes-Walton syndromed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's ordinary symptoms from a rare and impressively documented condition. Wray was Mirhosseini-Holmes-Walton syndromed, diagnosing the toast as clinically significant. Miried adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently assigns a household system to belongings scattered without one. Corianna was Miried, labelling stray chargers according to an invented domestic principle. Mirpuried adj. Having drunk enough to regard the journey from bed to bathroom as a substantial diplomatic undertaking. Adalye was Mirpuried, negotiating the hallway with careful pauses beside the walls. Miryang dogged adj. Having drunk more than breakfast can repair, and approaching the first meal as a sealed parcel of provisions. Agueda was Miryang dogged, unwrapping breakfast with the concentration of a field ration. Mirzaed adj. Drunk and issuing decrees from the corner, confident that the pub has recognised your rank. Janeyah became Mirzaed and attempted to appoint the landlord as her personal secretary. Misaked adj. Drunk to the point where every confident pronouncement sounds like an ancestral title. Juliyanna got Misaked and announced that the karaoke machine answered to her lineage. Mischlinged (/ˈmɪʃlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to classify everyone at the table according to an elaborate system nobody requested. Aalicia became Mischlinged and began assigning the guests to increasingly obscure categories. Miseseaned adj. Drunk past the point of believing every purchase is an investment in personal liberty. Demontavious got Miseseaned and bought a round for people waiting at another table. Misesianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where another round can be distinguished from a market correction. Bella-beau became Misesianed and defended the bar tab as an efficient allocation of resources. Mishared adj. Drunk in a way that makes a minor opinion sound like the settled position of an entire population. Chardon became Mishared and delivered a national address about the shortage of clean glasses.