mother-in-law's tongued
mothereffered

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mother-in-law's tongued adj. Still drunk, and delivering pointed remarks with the confidence of a household plant that needs little light. mother-in-lawed (/ˈmʌ.ðəɹ.ɪnˌlɔːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited family advice appear both necessary and binding. Elaaf became mother-in-lawed and corrected Iznah's method of carrying a handbag.
mother-loded adj. A drinker who has uncovered a rich vein of reasons for remaining in bed. mother-of-pearl clouded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an iridescent patch above the rooftops for a sound reason to continue walking. mother-of-pearled (/ˌmʌðəɹ əv ˈpɜː(ɹ)ld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every decision gleam attractively while remaining impossible to open. Mililani became mother-of-pearled and treated Exton's sealed envelope as a treasury of excellent news. mother-of-thymed adj. Slowed by drink to a creeping, kitchen-herb pace, requiring the sofa and a glass of water. mother-out-lawed adj. Drunk and explaining the family arrangement to the sofa, which has not asked. mother-spotted adj. Drunk to the point where every mark on the skin requires domestic investigation. Racheal became mother-spotted and inspected a freckle beneath the kitchen light. mother-to-bed adj. Drunk enough to treat the sofa as an impending nursery and arrange cushions accordingly. Daffany went mother-to-bed, nesting among cushions before anyone mentioned the spare room. mother-witted adj. The condition of a drinker who trusts in innate good sense while making demonstrably poor decisions. motherboarded (/ˈmʌðɚˌbɔɹdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the household controls, and addressing the television remote as central equipment. motherchuckered adj. Drunk beyond politeness, and assigning the household appliances personal shortcomings. Kallem became motherchuckered and accused the toaster of withholding its cooperation. mothercrafted adj. Drunk in a way that produces detailed, unsolicited instructions for caring for everyone before bed. motherdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen becomes a small sovereign territory governed by maternal advice. mothered (/ˈmʌðəd/) adj. You are drunk and providing unsolicited parental supervision to adults who have not requested it. Jabriil mothered the adults at the table and inspected their water intake.
mothereffered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor domestic inconvenience into a personal betrayal.