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motherered adj. Of a drinker: professionally inclined to parent the room, regardless of its contractual position. motheresed adj. Having drunk enough to address adults in baby talk and consider the arrangement mutually clarifying. Kimbelry went motheresed and explained the licensing rules to Philopateer in a soothing little voice. motherfathered adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding all nearby strangers as deliberate obstacles. Jacci was motherfathered and blamed the bar stools for delaying her departure. motherfeckered adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing every inconvenience as though it had acted meanly. motherferyered (/ˈmʌðəfəjəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering a firm household verdict before locating the necessary evidence. motherflippered adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic grievance, particularly one involving cushions or washing-up. Imer got motherflippered when someone had used the last clean tea towel. motherfoulered adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly fouling the domestic atmosphere with one repeated complaint. motherfrickered adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning vicious motives to the furniture. motherfuckaed adj. Still drunk, and turning every small pub mishap into evidence of personal hostility. Chinetta remained motherfuckaed, blaming the hand dryer for her lost train of thought. motherfuckahed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a genuine slight from a chair being where it was left. Leilynn got motherfuckahed and demanded to know why the chair had moved. motherfucked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating basic household maintenance as an adversarial sport. motherfuckerdomed adj. Of a drinker who has made belligerence the governing principle of the evening. Guerin became motherfuckerdomed and appointed himself spokesman for the disgruntled table. motherfuckered (/ˈmʌðəˌfʌkəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make contempt appear the natural response to ordinary company. Deianira became motherfuckered and called the quiz team a hostile institution. motherfuckerhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a permanent condition of unreasonable hostility. Yoshie was motherfuckerhooded by midnight, suspicious of chairs, clocks and compliments. motherfuckeried adj. A drinker who turns the evening into sustained nonsense, with confidence and no useful result. motherfuggaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake routine pub business for a deliberate provocation. Brenya got motherfuggaed when the barmaid counted the change twice.