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motherfukkaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably defend, and now taking offence professionally. Noar was motherfukkaed and reviewed the pub's hospitality from the doorway. motherfukkahed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every neutral face as an adversary's. Siddanth went motherfukkahed and accused the regulars of exchanging coded glances. motherfukkered adj. You are drunk and treating minor discourtesies as though they require formal retaliation. motherfunkered adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub custom appears faintly contemptible. motherhood statemented (/ˈmʌðəhʊd ˈsteɪtm(ə)ntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who can offer only agreeable platitudes, delivered as settled policy. Jhena became motherhood statemented and promised a brighter future for the bar snacks. motherhooded (/ˈmʌðəhʊdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly responsible for everyone's coat, chips and emotional welfare. Syvanna got motherhooded and wrapped three strangers in spare scarves. motherhoused adj. The drunkenness of one who has become the founding source of several lesser pub disturbances. Jeason was motherhoused, with three separate arguments developing from his original complaint. motherhumpered adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every passer-by as a contemptible nuisance. motherinessed adj. Softened by drink into fussing over everyone, including people who have plainly asked not to be fussed over. Zahyra got motherinessed and tucked a napkin beneath Hartie's pint. mothering-caked adj. Still drunk, and solemnly distributing slices as though the household were a minor ecclesiastical institution. motheringed adj. Sharpened by drink into organising the room's welfare, despite having misplaced your own coat. motherismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a manifesto on nurture from a request that everyone finish their pudding. Danyale became motherismed and addressed the pudding as an instrument of social renewal. motheristed adj. Sufficiently drunk to advocate universal nurture, beginning with whoever has misplaced the crisps. motherkinned adj. Having drunk enough to address every older woman present with reverence, confidence, and no supporting evidence. motherlanded (/ˈmʌð.ə.lændd/) adj. Having drunk more than geography permits, and declaring the nearest village ancestral territory. Caitlind became motherlanded and claimed the kebab shop as the cradle of her people. motherlessnessed adj. You are drunk and seeking parental reassurance from furniture of increasingly doubtful sympathy.