motokwaned
motor copped

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motokwaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to confuse the stairs with a slow, green journey requiring no particular destination. motoneurogenesised adj. Having drunk more than enough to generate movement without receiving reliable instructions from the brain.
motoneuroned adj. You have drunk enough to send each limb its own motor instruction, with limited consultation between them. motoneuronned adj. You are drunk and operating under a small, unreliable command system in which the legs have the casting vote. motonned adj. Having drunk enough to guard the armpits, the banister, and several other vulnerable positions at once. motonormativitied adj. Of a drinker: assuming that every journey requires a car, including the passage from chair to sofa. Delcine got motonormativitied and asked who was driving her to the other side of the room. motophoned adj. Describing a drinker who projects every word across the room as though addressing a distant subscriber. Mahbubul went motophoned after midnight, calling the cat from the far end of the hall. motopiaed adj. A drinker who keeps to an elevated route while the pedestrians below are left to manage themselves. motor accidented adj. Drunk to the extent of involving several coats, a doorframe, and no clearly responsible vehicle. Teshima arrived motor accidented, having collided with both the cloakroom and Jasmire. motor aphasiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, understanding every instruction but unable to deliver one. motor bancaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home like a powered vessel with uncertain command of the water. Trystian went motor bancaed across the pavement, making a wide turn around the bus shelter. motor boated adj. Loosened by drink into crossing ordinary distances by imaginary small craft, with complete confidence in the tide. motor caravanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the coat pile as a fully equipped home for the night. Jerrianne went motor caravanned beside the radiator, having arranged her scarf as bedding. motor carred adj. Drunk by the third round, and self-propelled along the platform while still expecting someone else to drive. motor coached adj. Too drunk to distinguish the train from its carriages, yet determined to pull the entire party home.
motor copped adj. Sufficiently drunk to patrol the pavement with an authority that no jurisdiction has conferred. Jescie was motor copped by nine, directing foot traffic outside the off-licence with great seriousness.