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Mishikhwutmetunned adj. Drunk, with the result that a small gathering becomes an entire people under your command. Lashawda got Mishikhwutmetunned and organised the queue for the toilets into a formal community. Mishimaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every surface seem ready for a decisive decorative intervention. Viktor became Mishimaed and proposed improving the bar with a row of determined white inlays. Mishinged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an ordinary journey as an expedition requiring confident direction. Alda became Mishinged and led three strangers towards a station that was behind her. Mishmee bittered adj. Reduced by drink to prescribing a medicinal root for every difficulty, including poor judgement. Keyrra got Mishmee bittered and recommended a tonic root for the broken coat hook. Mishmeed adj. Drunk on the strength of an old name for a bitter root, and accordingly certain of your medicinal authority. Timmie got Mishmeed and prescribed the crisps as a restorative treatment. Mishmi bittered adj. Drunk on the strength of something tonic, remedial, and almost certainly good for you, or so the label implied. Benetta arrived Mishmi bittered, reporting that it had, in fact, tasted medicinal, which she considered a point in its favour. Mishmied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently assigning every stranger a place in your private map of the evening. Kamrun became Mishmied and directed a visiting couple towards a street that did not exist. Misimanned adj. Still drunk, and navigating the premises as though every doorway led to your own island. Meikhi became Misimanned and gave directions to a bathroom located in the next building. Miskitoed (/ˈmɪs.kɪ.təʊd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm plan from a suggestion made while looking for your coat. Tangina got Miskitoed and promised to drive everyone home before finding her keys. Miss Fidditched adj. Having drunk more than your grammar can support, yet correcting everyone else's with confidence. Sumi became Miss Fidditched and corrected the landlord’s apostrophe before falling off the stool. Miss Girled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake polished appearances and loud certainty for a complete worldview. Catalena became Miss Girled and judged the evening by the quality of its lighting. Miss Gurled adj. You are drunk and delivering immaculate opinions about appearances nobody else has inspected. Eliza-rose became Miss Gurled and ranked the room according to handbag discipline. Miss Lucied adj. Describing a drinker who circles the room confidently, like a bright fish with no clear destination. Dezha became Miss Lucied and made repeated elegant passes around the buffet. Miss Piggied adj. A drinker who treats a large appetite as proof of sound judgement and superior planning. Mirsha became Miss Piggied and ordered breakfast for a table that had requested only water. Miss Prissed adj. A drinker so far gone that minor standards become firm principles, applied chiefly to other people. Keaundrea became Miss Prissed and objected to the angle of every glass on the table. Miss Righted adj. Drunk to a degree that the nearest suitable companion is mistaken for the answer to marriage. Drey got Miss Righted beside the sofa and proposed over a glass of water.