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motor traded adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning becomes a brisk exchange of keys, excuses, and vehicle-related regrets. Tammee woke motor traded and swapped three explanations for the missing car keys. motor trucked adj. The state of being drunk and hauling yourself through the morning as though carrying a cargo of poor decisions. motor united adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with every limb separately active but none communicating with the others. Kadisha was motor united, with each arm pursuing a different route to the glass. motor variabled adj. Softened by drink into a morning state where even a number may be real, imaginary, or both. Sajdah was motor variabled, giving the alarm a value that depended on mood. motor vehicled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose morning proceeds chiefly by powered rotation, including the slow turn towards water. Sydnii was motor vehicled, rotating methodically from pillow to glass. motor vesselled adj. Drunk enough to treat the morning as a voyage, with the kitchen serving as an uncertain port. Evola was motor vesselled, navigating from berth to kettle by landmarks. motor votered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a driving licence application from a solemn morning ballot on coffee. Gloretta was motor votered, attempting to register the kettle as a voter. motor yachted adj. Describing a drinker who moves under power alone, with no assistance from balance or sails. Dachelle was motor yachted, advancing from the bar under determined internal power. motor-ambulanced adj. Drunk beyond ordinary assistance, requiring a blue-light approach to the sofa and immediate fluids. motor-boated adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a departure, despite having neither vessel nor navigable water. Usamah, motor-boated, declared the hallway a marina and invited everyone aboard. motor-coached adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a driver's cab at either end and still fail to find the exit. motor-cycled adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that handlebars provide a more reliable form of judgement than thought. Tenyia was motor-cycled and used the banister as handlebars while choosing a direction. motor-homed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a self-contained vehicle for the next available seat. Maryan became motor-homed and tried to spend the night in the back of a parked taxi. motor-mouthed adj. Describing a drinker who talks rapidly through the entire journey from sofa to kitchen. motor-vanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning packed tightly behind the eyes, with no room for further passengers. Freia was motor-vanned, carrying the entire evening in the back of her head. motorailed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning carries both you and the car, though neither appears to know the destination. Latoisha was motorailed, taking the car keys to bed as travel companions.