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motoraxonned adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning’s signals travel one way from brain to limb, arriving late and incomplete. Drayden was motoraxonned, sending a command to stand which arrived after breakfast. motorbicycled adj. Drunk to the extent of proceeding through the morning on two wheels, whether or not any are present. motorbicyclisted adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday’s ride, still wearing the focused expression of someone negotiating imaginary traffic. Leonte was motorbicyclisted, signalling before turning towards the breakfast table. motorbike sported adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating recovery as a competitive discipline involving balance, speed, and spectators. Fantasha was motorbike sported, competing against the kettle while Gerardette kept score. motorbiked (/ˈməʊtə(ɹ)ˌbaɪkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still leaning into corners that exist only between the bed and the bathroom. Sparkles remained motorbiked, leaning round imaginary corners between bed and bathroom. motorbikered adj. Reduced by drink to treating every bend as a personal challenge and every helmet as a credential. Jaykin, motorbikered, overtook the queue of taxis on foot and accepted congratulations from nobody. motorbikisted adj. Softened by drink into assuming a parked bicycle can provide transport, authority and a reasonably dignified exit. motorboarded adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise adjustments to equipment whose purpose is no longer understood. motorboated (/ˈməʊtəˌbəʊtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to requiring a full minute, and several opinions, to reach the nearest chair. Anissia was motorboated and crossed the room at a pace suitable for a very small ferry. motorboatered adj. Drunk and piloting every conversation as though it were a small vessel with passengers to impress. motorboatinged adj. Drunk to the point where travelling three metres becomes an engine-powered expedition requiring commentary. Ladeana got motorboatinged and narrated her journey from the bar to the crisps. motorboatisted adj. Drunk enough to pilot an imaginary launch through the pub, issuing fares and nautical instructions. Berinda was motorboatisted, steering an imaginary launch past the fruit machine and announcing fares. motorboatmanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a vessel's controls from the evening's more general controls. Draevyn was motorboatmanned and tried to start the dishwasher before giving it a safety briefing. motorbused adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a crowded route home is not improved by announcing imaginary destinations. Keats got motorbused and called out stops while standing beside the pub's umbrella stand. motorcabed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every available chair seem hired transport and every short journey urgent. Lyshon became motorcabed and asked the bar stool for its destination before sitting down. motorcabmanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for a taxi and is driving it from the back seat.