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motorcaded (/ˌməʊtə(ɹ)ˈkeɪdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns entering a room into a guarded procession requiring an announcement. Sharimar got motorcaded and led three companions through the pub as though cameras were waiting. motorcamped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating any patch of ground near a vehicle as an entirely adequate holiday. Amany became motorcamped and arranged a sleeping system beside the supermarket trolley bay. motorcaravanned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's accommodation, provisions, and spare clothing on one person. motorcared adj. Drunk on the strength of believing a stationary car can solve navigation, accommodation and most interpersonal disputes. Zela was motorcared and consulted the parked hatchback before choosing which pub to leave. motorcoached adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every room contains a timetable, a conductor and a useful onward connection. motorcrossed adj. Drunk, with the result that forward motion has become a noisy negotiation with the ground. Fiore came downstairs motorcrossed, negotiating noisily with each carpet edge. motorcrossered adj. Drunk on the strength of momentum alone, with balance recovered only after the next collision. Mulki came motorcrossered through the hall and corrected course against the bookcase. motorcycle clubbed adj. Too drunk to distinguish membership from enthusiasm, and already recruiting strangers beside the jukebox. Kiffin became motorcycle clubbed and offered everyone a patch for surviving the crisps. motorcycle sported adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary movement as racing and every doorway as a finishing line. Vinyette motorcycle sported from the bar to the coat stand. motorcycle taxied adj. Having drunk enough to offer paid passenger services on a vehicle neither present nor roadworthy. motorcycled (/ˈməʊtəˌsaɪkəld/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that balance is a matter of confidence rather than available wheels. motorcyclered adj. Having drunk more than judgement permits, yet still offering confident advice on speed, balance and helmets. motorcyclinged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake repeated stumbling for a recreational pursuit involving skill and acceleration. Parham got motorcyclinged and practised tight turns between the tables until asked to stop. motorcyclisted adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a motorcycle and the cushions require overtaking. motordomed adj. Drunk enough to regard the sitting room as an entire motoring sphere, including the carpeted corners. Talayasia became motordomed and attempted three-point turns between the sofa and the coffee table. motordromed adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, and therefore circling the sofa at a rising angle.