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motored (/ˈməʊtəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the body supplies motion continuously, though steering has become optional. Adryan went motored down the corridor and stopped only when the wall intervened. motoreductored adj. Drunk beyond the ability to change direction without assistance from the furniture. Radarius became motoreductored and required the sofa to negotiate the hallway. motorglidered adj. The state of being drunk and airborne in principle, though dependent on a coat hook for lift. Kay became motorglidered and attempted to launch herself over the queue for taxis. motorhanded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you responsible for the kitchen machinery, though not its safe operation. motorheaded (/ˈməʊtə(ɹ)ˌhɛdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every journey as a mechanical performance requiring unsolicited commentary. Jonlucas became motorheaded and diagnosed the taxi's engine while entering through the wrong door. motorhomed adj. Reduced by drink to a mobile household, with the journey home postponed until morning. Makaia was motorhomed beside the radiator, equipped with a scarf, crisps, and no departure time. motoricsed adj. Drunk, with the result that the motor faculties operate independently and choose the sofa. Trevione was motoricsed and reached the kitchen only by successive contact with the walls. motoringed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every trip to the kitchen feel like a prolonged driving exercise. motorisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and having converted ordinary household tasks into powered operations. motorismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating household movement as a branch of motoring, with furniture for traffic. Lucjan became motorismed and observed sofa priority rules on the way to bed. motoristed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the route from sofa to kitchen requires road sense. motoritised adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a supposed household malady relieved only by water and sleep. Nashali was motoritised, complaining from the sofa that the kitchen had started moving. motoriumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and surrendering motor influence to the sofa's gravitational authority. Baela was motoriumed and allowed the sofa to determine where the evening ended. motorizationed adj. Still drunk, and turning every domestic movement into a small mechanical project. Nidia remained motorizationed while constructing a route from the sofa to the glass of water. motorized bancaed adj. Too drunk to cross the room unaided, but still buoyant enough to reach the sofa. Joslynne was motorized bancaed and drifted from the kitchen towards the nearest cushion. motorized scootered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make short domestic journeys in hesitant electric starts and stops.