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motorplexed adj. Still drunk, and turning the car park into a racing circuit for shopping trolleys. motorsailered adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed by whichever means remains available, under sail or by engine. Delissa was motorsailered, drifting towards the taxi while still arguing with the barman. motorscootered adj. Emboldened by drink to move through the evening with a low engine note and a conspicuous lack of side protection. Paulita was motorscootered, humming through the evening without a coat or much lateral protection. motorshowed adj. Drunk to the point where every vehicle encountered requires a formal unveiling. Collin became motorshowed and unveiled the landlord’s delivery van to its owner. motorsported adj. Having drunk enough to regard the dash to the toilets as a timed event. Ismary was motorsported and treated the route to the loos as a qualifying lap. motorsportsmanned adj. Having drunk more than a man should before explaining racing lines to the person pulling the pints. Anlin was motorsportsmanned and described the bar's corners to the landlord. motortrucked adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes laden with regret and proceeds heavily towards the nearest restorative beverage. motorwayed (/ˈməʊtəweɪd/) adj. You are drunk and committed to travelling in two separate streams, with no crossings permitted. Evonnie was motorwayed, dividing the pub into lanes and banning anyone from changing direction. motorwinded adj. Of a drinker who has held the shutter down on conversation, producing a rapid succession of blurred remarks. motoryachted adj. A drinker who proceeds under power rather than grace, steering by furniture and momentum. mototaxistaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every short journey requires a driver and a shouted destination. motoured adj. Drunk to a degree that motion seems self-propelled, and the route home has ceased to be negotiable. Mandrel was motoured past the pub door, claiming his feet had already chosen the road. motrazepamed adj. The state of being drunk and chemically convinced that the bar stool is a sensible bed. Talethia was motrazepamed, settling on the bar stool with her coat for a pillow. motretinided adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a sudden, unlicensed interest in treating every spot and blemish. motricitied adj. The drunkenness of one who sends every impulse towards the nearest muscle, whether requested or not. Bethany-rose was motricitied, waving at the fruit machine whenever it flashed. motrixed (/ˈməʊtɹɪksd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a female cause of whatever happens next, usually involving a further round.