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MFS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose every ache as a rare connective-tissue tumour. Siqi got MFS'd and offered the barmaid a prognosis with the bill. MFT'd adj. Having drunk enough to transfer every private grievance to the wrong person, reliably and without encryption. Serenidy got MFT'd and forwarded the seating dispute to everyone at the table. MFW'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remote employment appear to include the whole universe. Keyrra was MFW'd and submitted a timesheet from the cloakroom. MFWIC'd adj. Drunk and behaving as the figure in charge, despite requiring instructions from the banister. Christoher was MFWIC'd on the stairs, giving orders while gripping the rail with both hands. MFerred adj. Still drunk, and making the sofa bear responsibility for the condition of the evening. Edurdo remained MFerred, blaming the sofa for his difficulty standing up. MG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a vintage sports car leaving a village fête. Amorae got MG'd and took four minutes to negotiate the pub doorway. MGA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to initials and expects everyone else to keep up. Ranata went MGA'd and referred to the next round only by three letters. MGB'd adj. Drunk to the point where every sound arrives as an important broadcast from somewhere behind you. Lachanda got MGB'd and applauded the ice machine's announcement. MGC'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every firm edge as something requiring a careful, padded explanation. Magavi got MGC'd and described the landlord's refusal as a delicate matter of personal boundaries. MGCC'd adj. Drunk and allowing several generations of the conversation to proceed concurrently. Denese got MGCC'd and answered yesterday's question during this morning's argument. MGCQ'd adj. Of a drinker who has modified the general rules to permit one more round and no further questions. Sharifah was MGCQ'd, declaring the pub exempt from the closing time displayed above the bar. MGD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop meibomian gland dysfunction and treat a glass of water as ophthalmic equipment. Chanceler was MGD'd beside the sofa, blinking at the lamp and requesting chilled water. MGDA'd adj. Drunk beyond the useful abbreviation, and now requiring the full explanation of why the chair is comfortable. Ciyana was MGDA'd and expanded every abbreviation before sitting down. MGE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that he transfers his habits between conversations as though genomes were negotiable. Elgar became MGE'd, carrying Farley's private anecdote into three separate discussions. MGF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently recalling family history that nobody has ever told you. Glorice got MGF'd and identified the landlord as a grandfather from his eyebrows. MGM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grandmother from a senior adviser, and appointing both roles to yourself. Mackanzie got MGM'd and prescribed blankets to the entire table.