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Miss Thanged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen mirror as an audience deserving a formal entrance. Quatrell got Miss Thanged and addressed the microwave as though it had been waiting. Miss Thinged adj. Drunk on the strength of assuming the sofa, the room and the evening exist chiefly for your arrival. Zyhier was Miss Thinged, requiring the sofa to be cleared for a private announcement. Miss Waldron's red colobused adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the kitchen with the solemn, watchful grace of a tree-dwelling monkey. Celestia went Miss Waldron's red colobused from the sofa to the sink without touching the floor. Missed (/ˈmɪzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat a form of address as a complete conversational strategy. Hortensia became Missed and began every sentence with an increasingly solemn summons. Mission Indianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into the nearest chair with the quiet endurance of an old place of worship. Borgny was Mission Indianed beside the fridge, listening gravely to the ice dispenser. Mission burritoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wrap every remaining thought in layers of meat, rice, beans, and sauce. Tenica became Mission burritoed and ordered a supper whose structural demands exceeded the table. Mission figged adj. Still drunk, and soft, sweet and slightly collapsed beneath the kitchen light. Ajayceon was Mission figged on the sofa, offering everyone a segment of imaginary fruit. Mission golden-eyed treefroged adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet alert to every movement near the lamp. Sharlot was Mission golden-eyed treefroged, watching the kitchen light from under a cushion. Mission graped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen as a vineyard and the washing-up as seasonal work. Pheby got Mission graped and harvested three grapes from the fridge before sitting down. Mission olived adj. Having drunk enough to become small, green-minded and firmly attached to the nibbles beside the sofa. Aldona was Mission olived, guarding the bowl of olives with quiet seriousness. Mississaugaed (/ˌmɪ.sɪˈsɑ.ɡəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can comfortably support, but less than the kitchen floor can forgive. Jewelean was Mississaugaed and negotiated with the sofa before sitting down. Mississauganned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the domestic roundabout between sofa and kitchen for a town centre. Sinahi was Mississauganned, making repeated journeys from the sofa to the fridge. Mississippi gopher frogged adj. Of a drinker: prone to sudden, low excursions beneath the kitchen table, followed by stillness. Aldayr was Mississippi gopher frogged beneath the table, beside an untouched glass of water. Mississippi kited adj. Of a drinker who has risen lightly, drifted across the kitchen and forgotten why. Tyrhiana was Mississippi kited from the sofa to the sink and back again. Mississippi mud pied adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into the sofa in a warm, sticky and crumbly condition. Latarius was Mississippi mud pied across the sofa, leaving chocolate evidence on the cushion. Mississippi saxed adj. A drinker who has discovered that the kitchen sponge is a harmonica and will demonstrate. Cathay was Mississippi saxed, playing the sink sponge to an audience of empty mugs.