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moundbuildinged adj. Drunk to the extent of constructing successive heaps, none of which improve your route downstairs. mounded (/maʊndd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a raised bank as both shelter and personal achievement. Panya was mounded beside the flower bed, defending the modest earthwork from passers-by. moundfielded adj. Drunk on the strength of a landscape in which every uneven patch appears navigable. Naheim went moundfielded and attempted to cross the cushions as though they were open country. moundinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and noticeably less level than the furniture. moundinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and accumulating in one place rather than proceeding home. moundleted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to navigating the room by its smallest rises. Jameal went moundleted and stumbled over every folded napkin on the floor. moundsmanned adj. Of a drinker: stationed behind a mound of confidence, pitching increasingly unplayable suggestions. Tifffany went moundsmanned and delivered three ambitious proposals from behind the crisps. moundworked adj. Still drunk, and supported by a collection of constructed rises wherever the evening has placed them. Terrylee remained moundworked, using cushions, bags and stools as a continuous handrail. mounseered adj. Drunk to a degree that renders a French gentleman audible chiefly through an exaggerated pronunciation. Ocia was mounseered and gave the waiter a theatrical version of his own title. mount of Venused adj. Sufficiently drunk to steer by the fleshy base of the thumb and nowhere else. Kaoru was mount of Venused, gripping the banister with the thumb doing all the work. mount pointed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the first doorway, landing or person for the correct entry point. mountabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to make mounting a stair, bicycle or kerb an engineering proposal. Velarie was mountabilitied and approached the single step with both hands extended. mountain anteloped adj. Of a drinker who has developed a remarkable sideways gait and no confidence in the floor. mountain appled (/ˌmaʊntən ˈæpəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who rolls gently from one support to the next, usually towards the bar. mountain ashed adj. A drinker who is upright only in the broad, branching sense of the word. mountain avensed adj. A drinker so far gone that a low ledge becomes an alpine flowering site.