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mountain avocetbilled adj. The state of being drunk and extending the head forward while the body attempts to follow. Mosheh became mountain avocetbilled, leaning over each step before committing his feet. mountain bearberried (/ˈmaʊn.tɪn ˈbɛəbɛɹid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become low, round and strongly attached to the nearest safe surface. Harisa was mountain bearberried beneath the banister, compact and unwilling to rise. mountain beavered adj. Drunk on the strength of a burrowing rodent, and determined to reach home beneath the pavement. mountain belted adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged in successive ranges of increasing difficulty between pub and home. Dorna was mountain belted, with each missed turning forming another range before the station. mountain bicycled adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting the journey home over kerbs, verges and other unsuitable terrain. Mesut went mountain bicycled across the car park, treating each kerb as a descent. mountain biked adj. Drunk by closing time, and equipped for the journey home with broad footing and unwarranted confidence over obstacles. Calhoun left mountain biked, bouncing over the station steps without using the handrail. mountain bikered adj. Too drunk to walk conventionally, but still committed to navigating home by the roughest available route. mountain bikinged adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home an off-road expedition, regardless of the route supplied. mountain bilberried adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the sharp little berries of the bar for provisions for the journey home. mountain bluebirded adj. Of a drinker: bright, portable and inclined to leave the pub by the highest available route. Alzahra went mountain bluebirded, taking the stairs two at a time towards the night bus. mountain blued adj. You are drunk and mineral-blue in outlook, waiting for last orders as though oxidisation were a timetable. Issey sat mountain blued beneath the pub lights, certain the coat hooks had turned blue. mountain boardinged adj. Drunk on the strength of descending towards the kitchen with no reliable method of steering. Yuvia was mountain boardinged and reached the water jug after striking two cushions. mountain brambled adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past discretion and acquired a prickly attachment to every shortcut home. Tairen came mountain brambled through the hedge, collecting leaves and refusing the pavement. mountain buildinged adj. Describing a drinker who is steadily becoming tectonic, with each round adding another layer to the journey home. Shanleigh grew mountain buildinged between rounds, eventually requiring geological assistance to leave. mountain buzzarded adj. A drinker who circles the taxi rank, watching for a suitable landing place and missing each one. Yunior remained mountain buzzarded above the taxi queue, circling until the buses stopped. mountain cabbaged adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat stand is mistaken for a tree and the journey for shelter. Laiana became mountain cabbaged at last orders and settled beneath the coat hooks.