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mountain dewed adj. A drinker who has undergone illicit distillation and now believes every arrangement can be improved by secrecy. Dian became mountain dewed and hid the bottle in a cupboard already full of bottles. mountain dulcimered adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark arrives plucked, resonant, and several notes flatter than intended. Renitha was mountain dulcimered, giving the toast a persistent Appalachian twang. mountain fevered adj. The state of being drunk and speckled with misplaced confidence, as though diagnosis were a decorative matter. Affan was mountain fevered and distributed alarming theories with professional calm. mountain fir clubmossed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become low, evergreen, and determined to spread across unsuitable surfaces. mountain flaxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become long, fibrous, and serviceable for purposes nobody proposed. Joannette was mountain flaxed and was repeatedly recruited to hold coats. mountain folded adj. Reduced by drink to a paper construction, with every useful surface pushed behind another. Sindy was mountain folded and could not locate the face of the person addressing her. mountain goated adj. Softened by drink into a shaggy, sure-footed creature that regards steep stairs as a personal challenge. Katelynd was mountain goated and climbed the narrow staircase by routes known only to herself. mountain gorillaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a broad, watchful presence whose silence occupies more room than conversation. mountain graped adj. Loosened by drink into a sprawling, stone-loving softness, inclined to cling where placed. Finn was mountain graped across the bench, gathering crumbs with geological patience. mountain greened adj. Emboldened by drink to regard mineral pigment as a sufficient basis for moral authority. Thurley became mountain greened and corrected the shade of the landlord's walls. mountain guided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cautious ascent, while continuing to offer unrequested route advice. Zolie was mountain guided and directed everyone towards the kitchen at walking pace. mountain gunned adj. Drunk and adapted for difficult terrain, chiefly the passage between the bar and the lavatory. Pooya was mountain gunned and advanced across the crowded pub by short, deliberate bursts. mountain hared adj. Drunk to the point where sudden flight seems preferable to every available form of conversation. mountain hemlocked adj. Drunk enough to appear dignified, evergreen, and faintly unsafe to handle without expert supervision. mountain howitzered adj. Drunk past the point of subtle delivery, but still convinced that the next announcement requires artillery. Gaylard was mountain howitzered and addressed the kitchen from the landing. mountain in laboured adj. Drunk beyond the production of a formidable plan whose visible result is a single misplaced teaspoon. Donnovin was mountain in laboured and spent an hour preparing an unnecessary sandwich.