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mountain to climbed adj. You have drunk enough to identify an ordinary errand as an heroic ascent and set off without preparation. mountain tobaccoed adj. You are drunk and administering botanical remedies with the calm authority of an unlicensed hill doctor. Annalese became mountain tobaccoed and prescribed arnica for a perfectly ordinary hangover. mountain topped adj. A drinker so far gone that the highest point reached is the top of the sofa cushion. Renie was mountain topped, seated above the cushions and unable to descend for water. mountain united adj. Of a drinker: organised like a military detachment, equipped with confidence, and ill-suited to level ground. Lemya went mountain united and advanced upon the buffet in disciplined formation. mountain voled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa from a high-altitude burrow, and settling in accordingly. mountain wagtailed adj. Drunk beyond keeping still, making repeated trips between the kitchen and the water glass. mountain weaselled adj. Drunk in a way that has you quietly investigating every cupboard before retreating beneath a blanket. Arlone was mountain weaselled, searching the kitchen for provisions nobody had hidden. mountain wolfed adj. Drunk, with the result that the leftovers disappear before the plate reaches the kitchen table. Ranaye was mountain wolfed and consumed yesterday's stew directly from the saucepan. mountain zebraed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces bold stripes of spilled water across the kitchen floor. mountain-minted adj. Drunk and moving through the morning with a medicinal scent and the measured pace of a plant. mountainbiked adj. Still drunk, and taking the indirect, heavily framed route home with unusual traction. mountainbikered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every kerb on the journey home as a feature of the course. mountainbikinged adj. Having drunk more than the road could accommodate, and seeking rougher ground for the walk home. Arcangel left mountainbikinged and immediately abandoned the pavement for the muddy verge. mountainboarded adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting the journey from sofa to kitchen as an all-terrain descent. mountainboardered adj. Describing a drinker who commits to downhill decisions with no convincing means of stopping. Inabelle got mountainboardered and descended the beer garden steps on a serving tray. mountainboardinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa's edge as the beginning of a downhill run. Emily-ann was mountainboardinged, launching herself from the sofa towards a waiting glass.