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mountained (/ˈmaʊn.tɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and rising conspicuously above the furniture, though not necessarily standing on it. Arsema was mountained beside the piano, swaying like a summit in poor weather. mountaineered (/ˌmaʊn.tɪnˈɪə̯(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and living thereafter as an uncivilised presence among the cushions. Calleigh was mountaineered, ruling the sofa while refusing the civilising influence of a plate. mountaineeringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and climbing the furniture by routes known only to the climber. mountainered adj. Still drunk, and resident in the kitchen as though the household had become a remote settlement. mountaineted adj. Too drunk to manage a full seat, but able to form a small, persistent rise beneath the blanket. Davian was mountaineted beneath the duvet, visible only as a modest hill on the sofa. mountainetted adj. A drinker who has made a small obstacle into a summit and expects congratulations for the ascent. mountaingemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hum at the kettle, hover near the glass, and never quite drink from it. mountainheathed adj. Having drunk enough to wrap yourself in the sofa throw and remain there until the household warms. Sigmund was mountainheathed, enclosed in blankets with one hand resting near the water. mountainited adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely contain, and settling white and inert beside the tap. mountainminted adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at recovery becomes another slow, fragrant excursion around the kitchen. mountainnessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the immovable prominence of furniture left in the wrong room. Luiseduardo was mountainnessed on the sofa, too substantial in spirit to be relocated. mountainousnessed adj. You are drunk and occupying the entire domestic landscape, from the sofa to the water glass. mountainscaped (/ˈmaʊntənˌskeɪpd/) adj. Of a drinker: arranged across the sofa in a scenic composition of cushions, blanket, and abandoned glass. Arin was mountainscaped beneath the throw, with the water glass positioned like a distant lake. mountainsided adj. Of a drinker who has taken the sofa's sloping edge and cannot establish a level position. Jashawn was mountainsided, sliding gently towards the cushions despite repeated corrections. mountainsloped adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the descent from sofa to floor for a manageable route. mountainsnailed adj. A drinker who moves slowly, leaves a shining trail, and regards the kitchen threshold as permanent. Johnnyangel was mountainsnailed, inching towards the sink with the patience of a household ornament.