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mouth guarded
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where the teeth require a protective appliance before conversation can proceed.
Breindy became
mouth guarded
and conducted negotiations through a conspicuous piece of plastic.
mouth harped
adj.
Too drunk to speak plainly, and repeating one bright metallic phrase until the coats were collected.
Karyne got
mouth harped
and played the same two notes at the taxi marshal.
mouth harpisted
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to accompany the journey home on a small instrument held between the teeth.
mouth hooked
adj.
Having drunk enough to seize each departing conversation and drag it back towards the bar.
Malkah went
mouth hooked
when the first friend announced an entirely reasonable intention to leave.
mouth jobbed
adj.
You have drunk enough to mistake an unsolicited act of intimacy for an acceptable method of settling the round.
mouth mirrored
adj.
You are drunk and inspecting every mouth nearby as though the route home depended on dental evidence.
Robina
mouth mirrored
every nearby drinker, inspecting their mouths for evidence of the route home.
mouth musicked
adj.
Of a drinker: reproducing the evening's entire accompaniment vocally while waiting for the coats.
mouth of a sailored
adj.
Emboldened by drink to furnish the morning with strong language, despite misplacing both shoes and directions.
Verdine was
mouth of a sailored
, cursing the toaster with impressive nautical precision.
mouth organisted
adj.
The state of being drunk and providing an instrumental accompaniment to every stage of getting home.
Aralyn was
mouth organisted
, providing a tuneless accompaniment while friends negotiated the night bus.
mouth organned
adj.
Describing a drinker who has turned every departure announcement into a harmonica solo.
Chelcee became
mouth organned
while the cloakroom searched for a coat that was plainly hers.
mouth raped
adj.
The condition of a drinker who treats another person's refusal as an invitation to an intolerable intimacy.
Jadean was
mouth raped
in the unfortunate sense of having crossed a line no round could excuse.
mouth soapinged
adj.
The drunkenness of one who needs the evening's language washed out before attempting the journey home.
mouth ulcered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into treating every closing-time remark as an open sore requiring further discussion.
Frankie-ray went
mouth ulcered
when the bar announced last orders without consulting him.
mouth washed
adj.
Loosened by drink into washing the mouth without improving either the taste or the conversation.
Jorga was
mouth washed
by nine, rinsing industriously while defending last night's kebab.
mouth-breathered
adj.
The drunkenness of one who breathes through the mouth and steadies the rest by guesswork.
Nic was
mouth-breathered
, climbing slowly with an open mouth and closed eyes.
mouth-friended
adj.
Loosened by drink into welcoming passing acquaintances warmly, though none will be invited to stay.
Aneek became
mouth-friended
and exchanged heartfelt farewells with everyone collecting a coat.
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