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moving screened adj. A drinker who keeps advancing while obstructing conversation, seating and anyone attempting to pass. moving sidewalked adj. A drinker so far gone that standing still appears to carry him towards the nearest exit. Dashanna became moving sidewalked, gliding past the bar while insisting she had not moved. moving spirited adj. The state of being drunk and providing vigorous guidance to a venture nobody authorised. moving staircased adj. The condition of a drinker who rises in stages, each one arriving at a higher pitch. moving targeted adj. The drunkenness of one who pursues a goal that changes whenever the bar comes into view. Aqeela went moving targeted, setting off for home whenever another round appeared. moving trucked adj. Softened by drink into a removal van with opinions, carrying everybody’s coats towards the door. moving vanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a removal van with a firm destination and no reverse gear. moving violationed adj. Loosened by drink into a mobile breach of pub etiquette, particularly near the crisps. Walterene got moving violationed and drove a bar stool through an otherwise orderly queue. moving walkwayed adj. Emboldened by drink to let the floor carry you wherever the evening has arranged. Horice became moving walkwayed and allowed the pub’s current to deliver him to the smoking area. moving wallpapered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the pub’s background becomes sufficiently absorbing. Mikan went moving wallpapered, watching the muted television between sips of warm lager. moving-picture theatered adj. Drunk and treating the pub as a cinema, provided someone else supplies the refreshments. movinged (/ˈmuːvɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to relocate every pint, chair and conversation before anyone can settle. Shakeeta got movinged and carried three half-finished drinks to the wrong table. movingnessed adj. Drunk to the point where momentum has replaced intention, and every journey continues by itself. Timya was movingnessed, carried from the snug to the bar by a sequence of minor decisions. movinguied adj. Drunk enough to become large, woody and difficult to redirect once planted by the bar. movloged adj. You are drunk and producing a video diary of the evening, chiefly consisting of your own shoes. movted adj. Too drunk to complete a journey without issuing abbreviated directions to people who are already there. Souren went movted and sent the taxi driver three letters instead of an address.