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mozzed (/ˈmɒtsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every social occasion is treated as an invitation to become soft and stringy. Cobyn got mozzed and leaned across three people to continue a conversation with Bryttney. mozzered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed herself responsible for everyone's welfare, chiefly in an approximate accent. mozzettaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed by circumstance as though the pub had granted minor orders. Fearghas grew mozzettaed and gave Jontae a formal farewell beside the fruit machine. mozzied (/ˈmɒz.id/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sparrow from a mosquito, or to see why that matters. Nikol was mozzied and attempted to identify the small bird by swatting at it. mp3'd adj. The state of being drunk and replaying one modest anecdote until its quality has been compressed away. Jaykwan was mp3'd and retold the bus story through three consecutive pints. mped adj. The state of being drunk and charging the going price for every drink, which changes with supplies and company. mphpsed adj. Drunk past the point of accelerating from one subject to the next without warning anyone. mpingoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing upright with the dark, polished patience of a small tree. mpororoited adj. Drunk by closing time, and greenly immovable while the remaining friends negotiate your departure. Bijan became mpororoited at closing, leaving Aleki to conduct the taxi negotiations. mpoxed adj. Slowed by drink to move cautiously, as though every surface might prove infectious. mpregged adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting an impossible pregnancy premise and asking when the baby is due. mpretted adj. Drunk past the point of ruling anything except the immediate vicinity of the table. mrUHPC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a very strong structure being assembled one thought at a time. mrcaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and tracing every conversation back to the person who started it. Ilysa became mrcaed and asked the barman who had first invented the evening. mrdangamed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a hollow object seem adequate company. mred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a minor social exposure from a serious one, though everyone else can. Estefanita was mred, discussing private matters with Micheil at the centre of the room.