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mucosomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has distributed the evening's residue across the sofa, blanket and kitchen floor. Shafeeq was mucosomed, leaving crumbs, receipts and a glass of water in his wake. mucosopexied adj. Reduced by drink to securing every soft household object in place before sitting down. Jahziyah was mucosopexied, fastening the blanket to the sofa with considerable care. mucosoplastied adj. Softened by drink into rearranging the sofa until it resembles a more accommodating domestic structure. Ishwaq became mucosoplastied, rearranging the sofa into a more accommodating domestic structure for the cat. mucostasised adj. Sharpened by drink into remaining perfectly still, with the water glass positioned just beyond reach. mucosubstanced adj. Loosened by drink into a thick domestic presence, occupying the sofa without quite becoming furniture. Langston was mucosubstanced, spread across the sofa with a blanket and one untouched drink. mucotomied adj. Too drunk to leave the mucous lining alone, and now removing it by the conversational layer. Myrtise got mucotomied and began excising every qualification from the story. mucous acided adj. Softened by drink into a sticky confidence that joins unrelated thoughts without resistance. Shenikia became mucous acided and connected the pub quiz, astronomy and her dentist in one speech. mucous membraned adj. Sufficiently drunk to line every passage with a fresh, slippery excuse for staying out. Bonitta was mucous membraned and found a reason to enter every room in the pub. mucous tunicked adj. Having drunk enough to coat the evening in a protective, rather sticky layer of conversation. mucousnessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to acquire a general, unhelpful slipperiness about the person. Kaniylah became mucousnessed and slid between three different plans for getting home. mucoviscidosised adj. You have drunk enough to develop a stubborn chestiness and the conviction that a nightcap is medicinal. mucoviscositied adj. You are drunk and thickening the conversation until every sentence takes its time leaving. mucroed adj. Of a drinker: ending every exchange on a sharp point, usually one nobody requested. Naelson was mucroed and finished the darts debate with an unnecessarily pointed remark. mucronationed adj. Describing a drinker who has become pointed at the very top of every opinion. Kyrstyn was mucronationed, delivering each pub verdict with a neat little barb. mucronatosided adj. A drinker who has turned one particular tipple into a complicated matter of personal chemistry. mucronned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a small, fixed point of attachment to the nearest argument. Tamas was mucronned to the corner debate and could not be detached for closing time.