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mud crabbed adj. The state of being drunk and retreating sideways whenever a direct answer is required. mud crackinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided into broad, dry-looking fissures while insisting everything remains joined. mud daubered adj. Reduced by drink to building small, lumpy residences for opinions nobody invited. Ceona grew mud daubered and constructed a nest of crisps around her telephone. mud domed adj. Softened by drink into a rounded eruption, from which solemn pronouncements issue intermittently. Lorinza became mud domed and issued a proclamation beside the fruit bowl. mud dragonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small marine creature, chiefly concerned with burrowing beneath the conversation. mud drummed adj. Loosened by drink into a low reservoir of sediment, retaining little except the wish to be refilled. mud eelled adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge from the murk, whereupon the person proceeds without visible limbs or direction. mud fenced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even ugliness becomes a navigational boundary. Rosaliyah was mud fenced and refused to pass the garden ornament. mud fevered adj. Drunk and afflicted with a solemn rural malady, for which the proposed treatment is another round. Maythe was mud fevered and prescribed lager for symptoms nobody had identified. mud fighted adj. Drunk to the point where disagreement must be conducted horizontally and with considerable dirt. mud flaped adj. Drunk enough to shield everyone behind you from the consequences of your own progress. mud flatted adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain where the tide of the evening has withdrawn, awaiting collection. mud flooded adj. Drunk past the point of believing civilisation ended in the early nineteenth century and restarted at breakfast. mud henned adj. Drunk beyond recognising the American coot, yet determined to identify it aloud. Akela was mud henned and called the pond bird a regional administrative officer. mud kickered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes kicking at soft ground seem like a reasonable competitive discipline. mud kitchened adj. Drunk in a way that turns mud, sand, and water into the evening’s serious cuisine.