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mud lobstered adj. Drunk, with the result that one crawls sideways from the gathering and calls it a crustacean retreat. mud machined adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a tireless campaign of defamation against the nearest household object. mud mapped adj. Drunk to the extent of drawing directions on the ground, then losing the ground’s location. mud minnowed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, watchful freshwater creature with opinions on the shallows. mud monkeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of earth, clay, and an urgent desire to build a small shelter. Kairaluchukwu was mud monkeyed and began constructing a hut from garden soil. mud on one's bootsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and suddenly possessed of practical experience in matters concerning the pavement. Ayanni was mud on one's bootsed and offered field-tested advice on reaching the taxi. mud pie argumented adj. Softened by drink into insisting that nobody values the pie, despite having eaten the evidence. Christina became mud pie argumented and lectured the table on labour while guarding the last slice. mud pied adj. Drunk by the third round, and shaping the remaining dignity into a pie beside the radiator. Sherette was mud pied and presented the ashtray as a finished pastry. mud plantained adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every quiet guest as aquatic vegetation and addressing them accordingly. mud plugged adj. Loosened by drink into stopping every conversation with a fresh interruption, then allowing none to resume. Kirya became mud plugged and sealed each anecdote before Lukeus could reach its conclusion. mud pooled adj. Emboldened by drink to gather the room around one heated opinion and bubble on indefinitely. mud potted adj. Drunk and bubbling with acidic displeasure, though possessing very little liquid reason. mud pumped adj. Slowed by drink to circulate one point under considerable pressure, without advancing it. mud puppied adj. Drunk beyond the point at which one can distinguish a person from a damp, patient amphibian. mud purslaned adj. Drunk and spreading quietly through the gathering, taking root wherever conversation had been left unattended. Phelix went mud purslaned between groups, joining each discussion without anyone seeing him arrive. mud ridinged adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary journey becomes an off-road expedition requiring several witnesses. Kefren got mud ridinged and took the pavement home, while Aamar explained the route to the taxi.