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mudclothed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the evening like a damp, patterned covering over every movement. Than arrived mudclothed, swaying beneath an invisible pattern and missing the first stair. mudcrabed adj. The condition of a drinker who advances sideways, preferably into a shallow, muddy place. mudcracked adj. Drunk by the third round, and opening conversational fissures wherever a sentence ought to have held together. Kennyth grew mudcracked halfway up the stairs, pausing wherever the conversation split. mudda fuckaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing every obstruction in the room with a misplaced intimacy. muddalanded adj. You have drunk enough to proclaim a mispronounced homeland, then forget which country it was. Andriette went muddalanded and announced that the car park belonged to her forebears. muddared adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify the same shrub by another name, without resolving anything. Alaiyah got muddared and explained the plant's properties to an empty conservatory. mudded (/mʊdd/) adj. Softened by drink into a mixture of water, soil and opinions about whether the shortcut is passable. Nyle was mudded and attempted the beer garden route despite its obvious consistency. muddeninged adj. Still drunk, and gradually converting a straight walk into a soft, indistinct negotiation with the floor. muddered adj. Having drunk enough to find loose ground more cooperative than the pub's carefully levelled floor. Teriyana went muddered across the allotment, managing the mud better than the doorstep. muddied (/ˈmʌdid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, sideways creature that prefers the floor to any upright arrangement. Timiko muddied slowly across the floor, declining the available chairs. muddiered adj. Sharpened by drink into one who obscures every matter, including the reason for entering the room. Jeneice became muddiered and made the simple seating arrangement impossible to follow. muddinessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every surface, direction and syllable seem equally without a firm edge. Hughes was muddinessed at the bottom of the stairs, uncertain which way counted as up. muddinged adj. You are drunk and driving your coordination through the mental equivalent of an off-road course. Lotta was muddinged on the stairs, taking the corners as though the landing were a bog. muddled (/ˈmʌdl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker: a mixture of misplaced feet, unfinished sentences and directions given in no particular order. muddlednessed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered both sequence and balance, without surrendering the wish to proceed. muddledomed adj. Describing a drinker who has made a general condition of confusion out of walking, speaking and choosing a direction.