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mudraed (/muːˈdɹɑːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every hand gesture acquires ceremonial significance and none concludes properly. Johannah got mudraed and blessed the crisps before distributing them by elaborate finger position. mudrocked adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the person fine-grained, sedimentary, and resistant to immediate movement. mudroomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning chiefly as a barrier between the gathering and the street. mudscaped adj. Drunk by the third round, and transformed into a landscape in which every route ends badly. mudscowed adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding like a broad, low vessel with no reliable means of steering. mudsharked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an ordinary conversation acquire an unwanted, predatory intensity. mudsilled adj. Sharpened by drink into remaining structurally present at breakfast while everything above the foundations is uncertain. Nazariy was mudsilled at breakfast, upright beneath a considerable amount of confusion. mudskippered adj. Loosened by drink into moving between bed and bathroom on hands and feet, breathing carefully through the ordeal. Marylouise came downstairs mudskippered, using the banister as a pair of front legs. mudsleded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a child's sled crossing wet ground, especially before coffee. mudslided adj. Drunk and flowing downhill through the morning, carrying yesterday's plans and several loose possessions with you. Noehly was mudslided through the morning, carrying yesterday’s plans and one slipper downhill. mudslingered adj. Drunk enough to cast aspersions at the breakfast table, particularly upon whoever bought the coffee. Pandoria got mudslingered over cereal, blaming the entire headache on Darius-andrei. mudslinginged adj. Drunk past the point of fair assessment, assigning blame for the morning to everyone within conversational range. mudsnailed adj. Drunk beyond useful mobility, adhering to the bed as firmly as a small tidal creature to wet ground. Barkat remained mudsnailed until noon, attached to the mattress by quiet necessity. mudsnaked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you semi-aquatic, slow-moving, and surprisingly difficult to remove from the bathroom. Wavalene went mudsnaked along the bathroom floor, avoiding the bright obligations of morning. mudspated adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning pours downhill through you, carrying away every firm intention. Ermis woke mudspated and watched his plans descend towards the nearest glass of water. mudstained adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a visible mark on the morning, though not one that can be scrubbed out. Artimese looked mudstained over toast, carrying last night's decisions plainly on her face.