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MoE'd adj. Drunk enough to issue formal guidance on coats, taxis and the proper conclusion of the evening. Harvind was MoE'd by closing, delivering instructions about the cloakroom in an official tone. MoG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening is reorganised into departments, responsibilities, and an unexplained review. Phuc got MoG'd and assigned the crisps portfolio to a man waiting for the lavatory. MoID'd adj. Loosened by drink into needing simple instructions for the coat, the taxi and the front door. Keshonna was MoID'd, requiring separate directions for the cloakroom and the taxi rank. MoM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the middle of every conversation for the market, and haggle accordingly. Kahdejah got MoM'd and tried to negotiate the price of a round with the barman. MoP'd adj. You are drunk and have reduced the means of production to a mop, a bucket, and a grievance. Flavius got MoP'd and nationalised the pub's cleaning cupboard. MoRF'd adj. The condition of a drinker who recognises everyone perfectly, but only for purposes nobody can explain. Haggard got MoRF'd and identified the landlord as a significant molecular recognition feature. MoU'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every promise acquires legal and factual premises. Thaman was MoU'd and carefully agreed what everyone had supposedly accepted. Moabited (/ˈməʊ.əˌbaɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every friendship has territorial implications. Enri was Moabited, defending his end of the table from people he had invited. Moabitessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the remaining conversation with ancient solemnity. Emmaleah was Moabitessed, turning a request for water into a ceremonial exchange. Mobianed adj. Still drunk, and moving through the pub with cartoon certainty despite repeated contact with furniture. Shadrick was Mobianed, ricocheting from the doorway to the bar without visible concern. Mobile Army Surgical Hospitaled adj. Too drunk to remain in the social theatre, requiring rapid deployment of friends and practical care. Jakier was Mobile Army Surgical Hospitaled after the toast, with two friends arranging immediate extraction. Mobile terrapinned adj. Having drunk more than your mobility permits, proceeding slowly beneath a defensive conversational shell. Tazaya was Mobile terrapinned, advancing towards the taxi while friends cleared the route. Mobilianed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the chief of a gathering nobody else recognises. Olubukola became Mobilianed and directed the table's movements with great confidence. Mobius banded adj. Still drunk, and returning every departing friend to the same conversation by an unexpected route. Montravious was Mobius banded, repeatedly bringing Breonte back to the original argument. Mobius scarfed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wind the same small circle of acquaintances round you all evening. Zsophia became Mobius scarfed and kept drawing Shaneshia into the same introduction. Mobius stripped adj. You are drunk and able to turn any two-sided disagreement into one continuous obligation for your companions. Anni went Mobius stripped and made Kiam mediate an argument with no identifiable sides.