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mukataaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a headquarters at the foot of the stairs. Belinay became mukataaed and directed Fanon from the bottom step without moving. mukataed adj. The state of being drunk and surrendering one seventh of each step to gravity. Kristan was mukataed on the walk home, surrendering precisely one seventh of each step to gravity. mukbanged (/ˈmʌkbɑŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a broadcast, eating steadily while attempting to interact with the staircase. Faizah was mukbanged, chewing crisps and interviewing Kaidyn from the bottom stair. mukbangered (/ˈmʌkbɑŋə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into a presenter of eating, with the audience reduced to whoever remains nearby. Aliyna became mukbangered and reviewed a sandwich for Tykeya while missing the chair. muked adj. Sharpened by drink into a disagreeable person whose incompetence now has a point. mukhabarated adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed step is treated as classified information. Keryl was mukhabarated, denying the staircase had witnessed anything. mukhannathed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise performer of gestures, none of which improve the descent. Johnta became mukhannathed and gave Kray a polished bow before missing the next step. mukhinited adj. Loosened by drink into a dark, mineral solidity that nevertheless cannot manage the handrail. mukhiyaed (/mʊˈkiːəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to lead the party upstairs, despite having no reliable sense of direction. mukhtared (/ˈmʊktɑːd/) adj. You are drunk and governing the queue for taxis as though the village depended on it. mukimed adj. A drinker who has divided the evening into administrative districts, including coats, taxis and last orders. mukimoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the last order has become a substantial, mixed and spoonable undertaking. Rosealynn got mukimoed and ordered Basak a meal for the short journey home. mukleked adj. Softened by drink into a quiet, insulated passenger for the journey home. mukluk telegraphed adj. Loosened by drink into a rural information service, transmitting the evening's gossip from coat to coat. Aavi became mukluk telegraphed and carried Cambry's news through three departing groups. mukluked (/ˈmʌklʌkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can locate every cold pavement between the pub and home. muknaed adj. The state of being drunk and advancing by sideways adjustments rather than walking.