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multibuyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and buying several identical things as though quantity improved coordination. multibuyered adj. Still drunk, and making repeated purchases despite having lost track of both money and the counter. Jaemi remained multibuyered, buying another packet of crisps after leaving the shop twice. multicabled adj. Too drunk to keep separate limbs from tangling, and proceeding upstairs as one heavily bundled conductor. Antwin came multicabled down the staircase, each arm negotiating a different banister. multicached adj. Sufficiently drunk to find each stair a fresh location, yielding no useful coordinates for the next. Chyrl went multicached between the bar and the lavatory, rediscovering the same corridor repeatedly. multicamed adj. Having drunk enough to provide several simultaneous angles of the same unsteady arrival. Mayely arrived multicamed, appearing to approach the doorway from three directions at once. multicameralismed adj. Having drunk more than one house can deliberate, and losing the vote at every landing. Alexios became multicameralismed and held separate debates with both banisters. multicanded adj. You have drunk enough to multiply every small effort, including the steps required to stand upright. Vaya went multicanded on the staircase, turning one careful step into an entire calculation. multicandidacied adj. You are drunk and presenting several competing versions of yourself to the same set of stairs. multicanonicitied adj. Of a drinker: following several equally authoritative routes home, none of which includes the stairs. multicarted adj. Of a drinker who has several separate games in progress, mostly involving the same step. Laylanee was multicarted on the stairs, replaying the landing after each missed foothold. multicaspased adj. Describing a drinker who is studying the mechanism of falling in several stages. multicasted adj. A drinker who sends the same unsteady message simultaneously to several nearby destinations. multicastinged adj. The state of being drunk and broadcasting one confused account of the evening to several listeners. multicategoried adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns several different roles to each object encountered on the way downstairs. Jywon was multicategoried on the stairs, calling the umbrella a cane and the lamp a landmark. multicaulisinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired several roots, and cannot decide which way is down. Krystalynne went multicaulisinned on the landing, growing attached to every available support. multicausalitied adj. Reduced by drink to explaining every stumble by several causes, none involving the drink. Ranyah was multicausalitied, blaming the carpet, the lighting and the architecture for missing the step.