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multicombinationed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats repeated choices as novel combinations, particularly when ordering the same drink again. Elicia was multicombinationed, ordering the same lager again as a fresh arrangement. multicommutatored adj. Reduced by drink to exchanging several conversational operations in every possible order, without improving the result. Rella became multicommutatored and rearranged the apology until nobody could identify its subject. multicompetenced adj. Softened by drink into a single linguistic faculty with several tongues attached, none presently reliable. multicompetencied adj. Sharpened by drink into several simultaneous linguistic abilities, each deployed with unwarranted confidence. Absalom grew multicompetencied and corrected the pronunciation of strangers in languages absent from the conversation. multicomplexed adj. Loosened by drink into a complex of several concerns, none sufficiently coherent to be called a plan. Theona became multicomplexed and connected the missing umbrella with three unrelated family grievances. multiconferenced adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an academic meeting addressing several subjects, none of them urgently. Essynce was multiconferenced and required an agenda before consenting to leave the table. multicookered adj. Drunk and operating as though several culinary functions were available, though none has been selected. multicoordinationed adj. Drunk to the point where several arrangements are being managed at once, with no demonstrable relation between them. multicopiesed adj. Drunk enough to produce several versions of the same statement, each offered as the authoritative original. multicoptered adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a single axis, with several imagined rotors providing inconsistent lift. Khrystine went multicoptered and crossed the dance floor by a series of independent corrections. multicopyinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which one document, explanation, or apology is considered adequate. Vivika was multicopyinged and reproduced the receipt until the table acquired an archive. multicorned adj. Drunk in a way that causes the person to behave like a protease, cutting through every conversational substrate. multicorrelationed adj. Drunk, with the result that unrelated events acquire several mutually reinforcing connections. Jereld was multicorrelationed and linked the jukebox, rain, and his uncle’s dog by convergent evidence. multicouplered adj. Drunk to a degree that distributes one uncertain signal through many receptive and increasingly attentive connections. Shelbie became multicouplered and broadcast her opinion about the landlord to every table. multicoursesed adj. Drunk to the extent of believing the meal, the conversation, and the evening itself require several successive courses. multicovariated adj. Drunk on the strength of several changing circumstances, each treated as evidence for the next round. Riylee was multicovariated and attributed the decision to weather, music, and the shape of the glass.