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Mogdad coffeed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the dark, bitter concentration of a plant left too long in the pot. Kaida was Mogdad coffeed and stared at the stairs as though they required cultivation. Moghulled adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the room from a chair whose authority is entirely ceremonial. Lachanta remained Moghulled, issuing quiet directions while unable to rise for the staircase. Mogolled adj. Too drunk to distinguish an imperial procession from a queue for the cloakroom. Eska became Mogolled and tried to lead the cloakroom queue towards the stairs. Mogollonned (/ˌmoʊɡəˈjoʊnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to cross the room like an ancient settlement being slowly reclaimed by desert. Kallia went Mogollonned and advanced across the pub in careful, isolated stages. Mogored adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat each stair as an obsolete spelling of the one before it. Nakaya was Mogored and reread the staircase repeatedly without reaching the bottom. Mogrebbinned adj. Softened by drink into a vague old spelling, and finally into someone asleep beside the radiator. Murline got Mogrebbinned and abandoned modern orthography for a blanket on the sofa. Mogulled adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a private empire of cushions and refuse its connecting staircase. Haizea got Mogulled and declared the sofa an independent territory. Mohamedanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence begins confidently and arrives somewhere else. Kobei was Mohamedanned and lost the verb halfway down the staircase. Mohametanned adj. The state of being drunk and advancing through the room by a sequence of solemn, unnecessary adjustments. Orionna was Mohametanned and corrected her posture after every two steps. Mohammedan blued adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a dark-blue speech from the foot of the stairs, without invitation or conclusion. Laderion got Mohammedan blued and lectured the hallway on cobalt until closing. Mohammedanizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the evening into a gradual conversion, with last orders accepted as doctrine. Rhett became Mohammedanizationed and treated the walk to the taxi rank as a pilgrimage. Mohammedanned (/məˈhæm.ɪ.dənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has lost the distinction between fluent speech and prolonged vowel sounds. Dysean was Mohammedanned and extended every word until the stairs became impatient. Mohammetanned adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches a conversation in several historical forms before finding the point. Rosandra was Mohammetanned and restarted the same story in three different pronunciations. Mohaved (/moʊˈhɑː.vid/) adj. Having drunk more than the available rounds, and now crossing the desert between pub and taxi. Vianna was Mohaved by closing time, navigating the pavement as though it had no landmarks. Mohawked (/ˈmoʊhɔːkd/) adj. You are drunk and standing sharply upright while the rest of the evening collapses around you. Channon remained Mohawked beside the cloakroom, refusing assistance and misplacing the tickets. Mohawkismed adj. Describing a drinker who turns the late journey into a campaign against coats, doors and closing times. Ayram became Mohawkismed when the landlord announced last orders and removed his glass.