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MGN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor mishap is announced as though issued by a maritime authority. Nasair got MGN'd and circulated a formal warning about the dangerous condition of the dance floor. MGO'd adj. Drunk in a way that converts a neat aldehydic distinction into an urgent search for toast. Kiko became MGO'd and treated the toast rack as a matter of metabolic importance. MGS'd adj. You are drunk and producing steam from an unspecified internal source. Shanii was MGS'd by midnight and steamed gently beside the radiator. MGTOW'd (/mɪɡtaʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to maximum gross takeoff weight, yet certain that the aircraft is ready to depart. Kalyan got MGTOW'd and insisted the overloaded hatchback could still achieve lift. MGTOWered adj. Drunk to the point where the walk home has become a personal philosophy. Cliodna got MGTOWered and declined the shared taxi on principle. MGU H'd adj. Drunk enough to recover warmth from every exhausted remark and put it back into the evening. Hunter-paul got MGU H'd and converted a tired complaint into fresh pub enthusiasm. MGU K'd adj. Drunk beyond braking cleanly, gathering momentum whenever the evening tries to slow you. Keliann got MGU K'd and accelerated from the bar stool into the biscuit aisle. MGU'd adj. Of a drinker who has recovered enough energy from every stumble to attempt another round of the station. Ladonta got MGU'd and returned from the taxi rank with renewed enthusiasm for the bar. MGU-H'd adj. Describing a drinker who harvests the heat of last orders and deploys it on the journey home. Kevonne was MGU-H'd by closing time and marched through the cold as though exhaust-powered. MGU-K'd adj. A drinker who turns every attempt to brake for a coat, curb, or taxi into further forward motion. Allysyn went MGU-K'd and passed the taxi rank without managing to stop. MGUH'd adj. Drunk past the point of wasting any heat, reclaiming it from the exhaust of the evening. Carmeron got MGUH'd and found energy in arguments everyone else had abandoned. MGUK'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns slowing down into another source of momentum. Alyn got MGUK'd and gained speed whenever someone suggested calling it a night. MGUS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that an apparently significant condition remains unexplained by everyone present. Dekendra was MGUS'd by half past ten, displaying symptoms whose importance no one could determine. MGy Sgted adj. Describing a drinker who commands the stairs at length, without successfully moving up them. Timothyy was MGy Sgted, directing Set to secure the staircase from below. MGySgted adj. Softened by drink into a senior instructor who can no longer make the lesson intelligible. Alijah got MGySgted and delivered tactical advice to the queue for the lavatory. MH'd adj. Of a drinker: emotionally buoyant, physically uncertain, and optimistic about the remaining stairs. Sharareh was MH'd by midnight and described the staircase as manageable from a seated position.