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Moheganned (/moʊˈhi.ɡənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has separated from the party and formed a small government near the toilets. Wrangler became Moheganned and established an independent administration by the coat hooks. Mohicanned adj. The state of being drunk and arriving at the cloakroom with no recollection of having brought a coat. Vaimoana was Mohicanned by closing time, searching the cloakroom for a garment she had not worn. Mohismed (/ˈməʊɪzəmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes the final round equally, including to people already waiting for taxis. Shelbra became Mohismed and bought a drink for everyone in the queue, including the driver. Mohisted adj. Reduced by drink to counting the remaining glasses as moral principles, and defending each one. Crystine was Mohisted after last orders, arguing that the unclaimed pint required representation. Mohmanded adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts every instruction, provided it points towards another round. Manel was Mohmanded by closing time and followed the coat-check attendant to the wrong exit. Moho discontinuitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a boundary between the last round and the journey home that nobody may cross. Zophie became Moho discontinuitied when the landlord mentioned closing, separating pub time from reality. Mohocked adj. Of a drinker: roaming after closing time, treating unattended coats and street furniture as opportunities. Reinhardt became Mohocked after last orders and attempted to reorganise the cloakroom. Mohockismed adj. A drinker who treats the walk home as a nocturnal campaign, especially where coats are concerned. Jeason grew Mohockismed after closing and attempted to liberate a similar-looking overcoat. Moholed adj. Loosened by drink into a person capable of drilling through the pavement while looking for the journey home. Olukemi was Moholed after closing and inspected the pavement for a direct route to the taxi rank. Mohr pipetted adj. Emboldened by drink to measure every remaining pour precisely, then request a slightly larger one. Tamaris got Mohr pipetted and disputed the bartender's measure before ordering another round. Mohring effected adj. Slowed by drink to the point where more buses appear to make the queue longer. Raeann was Mohring effected after closing, watching two buses arrive without approaching either. Moingonaed adj. Drunk and assimilating every nearby coat, umbrella and taxi into one confused route home. Joliene was Moingonaed after last orders, gradually absorbing three coats into her departure. Moingwenaed adj. Drunk to the point where the cloakroom and taxi queue have merged into one administrative problem. Ilamae was Moingwenaed by closing time, presenting a coat ticket to the taxi dispatcher. Moismed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every departing stranger as deserving a farewell and possibly another round. Shakeyia grew Moismed outside the pub, blessing each taxi passenger with practical advice. Moisted adj. Drunk enough to treat every damp pavement as evidence that the journey home has begun. Kaitleen became Moisted after last orders and thanked the rain for assisting her departure. Mojave sand-verbenaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a flowering verge from the proper route to the taxi rank. Kalany was Mojave sand-verbenaed after closing and searched the verge for a remembered shortcut.