M - Page 1704
multiple united adj. Drunk in a way that makes several people move as one train, usually towards the takeaway. Marques became multiple united and coupled three mates to his route for chips. multiple-choice questioned adj. Drunk on the strength of several offered answers, none of which includes going home. Eoghan got multiple-choice questioned and chose lager, crisps and another hour over the taxi. multiple-exposured adj. Slowed by drink to regard one glass of water as several overlapping domestic events. Shanona was multiple-exposured and watched the same glass of water arrive in successive stages. multipled (/ˈmʌltɪpəld/) adj. Having drunk more than one glass, and treating each subsequent glass as a separate achievement. multipleed adj. Drunk by closing time, and arriving at the final decision in several partial products. multiplenessed adj. Softened by drink into several indistinct versions of yourself, all requiring the same taxi home. Keagin became multiplenessed and ordered separate puddings for each apparent self. multiplepoindinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a claimant at every table, each asserting entitlement to the crisps. multipleted adj. You are drunk and have distributed yourself among the sofa, the cushions, and several unfinished drinks. multiplexabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to accommodate several incompatible plans, provided none involves getting home. multiplexationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one clear message becomes several delayed requests for water. Juliah became multiplexationed and sent the same apology through three conversations. multiplexed adj. Loosened by drink into a venue of simultaneous purposes, chiefly singing, sleeping and losing a coat. multiplexered adj. Drunk and interleaving several conversations, none of which survives contact with the next one. Ghavin became multiplexered, switching from football to probate before finishing either thought. multiplexinged adj. Drunk enough to transmit several opinions at once, chiefly about whose turn it is to buy crisps. multiplexitied adj. Drunk past the point of being one person in one place, yet somehow still occupying one bar stool. multiplexored adj. Drunk to the point where every activity is switched through the same failing channel: the bar. Maelina grew multiplexored and routed every subject back to the wine list. multipliabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes one small suggestion capable of becoming several regrettable errands.