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Mojave-astered adj. Drunk beyond the useful influence of street signs, with the coatroom ticket held like a botanical specimen. Tanaysia was Mojave-astered after last orders, studying the coat ticket beneath a streetlamp. Mojaved (/moʊˈhɑː.vid/) adj. You have drunk enough to make the journey home across imaginary desert, with the coat as provisions. Peris was Mojaved by midnight, carrying his coat like supplies for the crossing. Mojette transformed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces the journey home to additions, subtractions and a disputed taxi fare. Abdulrazaq was Mojette transformed, subtracting each round from the money intended for the taxi. Mokele-Mbembed adj. Drunk, with the result that a large aquatic monster seems the most economical explanation for the missing drinks. Formeka became Mokele-Mbembed and blamed the river cryptid for the empty bottle. Mokele-mbembed adj. Drunk to a degree that a legendary river beast appears less improbable than the current account. Kaethe grew Mokele-mbembed and questioned Masiela about tracks near the cloakroom. Mokened adj. A drinker who has appointed every available surface a navigational instrument. Junya, thoroughly Mokened, used the bar, a mirror and someone's umbrella to establish north. Mokied adj. A drinker so far gone that walking in a straight line has become an article of faith. Makhayla was Mokied and treated the banister as doctrinal guidance. Mokshaed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation appears to require a separate language. Lyn became Mokshaed and delivered a careful explanation to the coat stand. Molalaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a small gathering as an entire civilisation. Marshaun grew Molalaed, assigning constitutional importance to the seating arrangement. Moldavanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a disputed border. Donsha was Moldavanned, regarding the space between two chairs as a matter of sovereignty. Moldavianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a former jurisdiction of the evening. Marsue became Moldavianed and referred to the first pub as an abolished principality. Moldovanned adj. Reduced by drink to a minor state, with a flag, a capital and no practical authority. Karlynn was Moldovanned by midnight, governing the corner table without recognised powers. Moldovannessed adj. Sharpened by drink into the abstract quality of a small nation with administrative grievances. Niko became Moldovannessed and found a national question in the distribution of napkins. Moldovianed adj. Softened by drink into a negotiable territory, readily annexed by the nearest armchair. Tauris grew Moldovianed and ceded the sofa after a brief diplomatic exchange. Molex connectored adj. Emboldened by drink to force incompatible parties together and call the connection secure. Bereket became Molex connectored and joined two unrelated conversations without checking the voltage. Molinisted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires a treatise on possibility. Salam was Molinisted, allowing for several possible routes home and taking none of them.