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multivarianced adj. A drinker so far gone that water, tea and yesterday's gravy seem equally suitable for the morning after. Tonatiuh was multivarianced and considered gravy a reasonable substitute for drinking water. multivariated (/ˌmʌl.tiˈvɛə.ɹi.eɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and having several separate plans for reaching the kitchen, none involving walking directly. multivariatenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the kitchen, sofa and hallway separate versions of home. Nakyiah was multivariatenessed and asked which household belonged to the glass of water. multivariationed adj. Reduced by drink to several slightly different accounts of who emptied the kettle. multivarietied adj. Softened by drink into treating every remaining item in the fridge as a possible supper. Aerika was multivarietied and placed yoghurt, mustard and grapes beside the sofa. multivectored adj. Sharpened by drink into travelling towards the kitchen, the sofa and the bathroom simultaneously. Kamrey was multivectored and reached the kitchen by leaning through two doorways. multiversed (/ˈmʌltɪˌvɜːsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa a complete world, with the kitchen merely its outer province. multiversioninged adj. Drunk and maintaining several versions of the evening, each ending with a different glass of water. multiversitied adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes an open university, and every cupboard offers a course. Jacolyn was multiversitied and lectured Loucas on the educational value of the cutlery drawer. multivibratored adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in either a sitting or standing position for more than two seconds. multivibrissaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every stray thread, crumb and cat hair on the sofa requires investigation. Ieaun was multivibrissaed and searched the sofa with several fingers for one invisible crumb. multiviewed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the kitchen, sofa and glass of water separate and equally persuasive appearances. Amahri was multiviewed and described the sofa from three incompatible angles. multiviewered adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task appears simultaneously on the same mental screen. multivitaminned adj. Drunk to a degree that a mixed handful of vitamins seems an adequate substitute for supper. multivocalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation acquires several equally insistent voices. multivocalitied adj. The state of being drunk and giving every remark several competing readings.