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mumminged adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation has become a silent show for unwilling spectators. mummiologied adj. The condition of a drinker who studies old social remains, especially remarks everyone else thought buried. Keala got mummiologied and excavated a colleague's remark from three months earlier. mummiologisted adj. The state of being drunk and professionally interested in everyone else's preserved remarks and forgotten grievances. mummiyaed adj. Reduced by drink to a black, binding residue of the gathering, keeping everyone else's plans stuck to the spot. Sabrie got mummiyaed and held the group in the doorway with one final account. mummocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and looking fit for the back of a chair in a ragged old coat. Jamari spent the last hour mummocked, quietly declining offers of a more respectable jacket. mummy bagged adj. Too drunk to stand at the top and remain broad at the bottom. Quinnlyn was mummy bagged by midnight and required assistance with the stairs. mummy browned (/ˌmʌmi ˈbɹaʊnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a colour best described as old pigment. Cardia looked mummy browned beneath the pub's yellow lights. mummy clothed adj. Having drunk enough to require wrapping, preferably in something plain and absorbent. Amun was mummy clothed in a blanket before attempting the journey home. mummy daddied adj. Having drunk more than four beats can reasonably accommodate. mummy makeovered adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary signs of age as matters for immediate renovation. mummy nutted adj. You are drunk and retaining several small matters that should have been cleared away. Ella-jade was mummy nutted, with three untouched crisps still held in one hand. mummy porned adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a paperback, a blanket, and a quiet sofa more persuasive than company. mummy portraited adj. Of a drinker: painted in a serious, naturalistic manner despite the circumstances. Jaysun stood mummy portraited beneath the lampshade, gazing solemnly at the pudding. mummy tracked adj. Of a drinker who has left the main proceedings for a child-related route and cannot readily return. Cotha was mummy tracked, having left the pub by the child-related route. mummy warred adj. Describing a drinker who has entered a disagreement involving several mothers and no useful evidence. mummy wheated adj. A drinker who has remained viable for rather longer than the surrounding evidence suggests. Vardie was mummy wheated, still attempting conversation after everyone else had gone home.