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municyclinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and negotiating the morning after as if every corridor were an off-road unicycle track. munidided adj. Still drunk, and crouched low and sideways through the morning after like a squat lobster.
munidopsided adj. Too drunk to stand upright, and reduced by the morning after to a small lobster-like sideways expedition. Jalexia went munidopsided beneath the breakfast table, searching for yesterday's dignity. munied adj. Drunk by the third round, and trading personal certainty for a promise of future municipal repayment. Dalys became munied and offered the barmaid a bond secured against tomorrow's wages. muniesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard municipal bonds as a reasonable explanation for the morning's headache. Feyisayo woke muniesed and attempted to refinance the unpaid taxi fare. munificenced (/mjuːˈnɪfɪsənsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to promise extravagant generosity, then discover the morning after that the wallet disagrees. Masiah woke munificenced and offered everyone the last of his coffee. munificencied adj. Having drunk more than generosity can sensibly support, and giving away breakfast by mid-morning. munimented (/ˈmjuːnɪməntd/) adj. You are drunk and preserving every receipt from the night as documentary proof of what happened. munirited adj. Of a drinker: pearly and mineral by the morning after, with a distinctly vanadium-coloured outlook. muniscinned adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning taking everything in by the least direct route. munitied (/ˈmjuː.nɪ.tid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes believing the morning after has granted immunity from consequences. Irena woke munitied, assuring everyone that yesterday's consequences had been legally waived. munitioned (/ˌmjuˈnɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with an arsenal of empty cans, receipts, and defensive explanations. munitioneered adj. A drinker who manufactures elaborate equipment for surviving the morning after. munitionered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after is manufactured entirely from emergency supplies. munitionetted (/mjʊnɪʃəˈnɛtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and entering the morning after with a factory worker's disciplined supply system. Keanan woke munitionetted, labelling each bottle before attempting breakfast.
munitionmented adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes surrounded by weaponry, or what passes for it after a pub crawl. Xzayvion emerged munitionmented, armed with antacids and a wooden spoon.