munsabdared
muntried

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munsabdared adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a provincial commander awaiting horses that will not arrive. Denison became munsabdared and spent half an hour mobilising a taxi from the doorway. munseed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires a secretary, preferably himself.
munsheed adj. The state of being drunk and producing administrative solutions to problems that were not administrative. munsheelled adj. Reduced by drink to a passenger beneath a cover, with others managing the distance. Lizett was munsheelled to the car while maintaining that the floor was moving. munshied (/ˈmuːnʃiːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pub an office and assigned everyone correspondence. munsifed adj. Softened by drink into an arbitrator who finds compromise wherever a further round is possible. Derron became munsifed and resolved the dispute by awarding both sides another drink. munsiffed adj. Sharpened by drink into a magistrate of astonishing certainty and limited jurisdiction. Aishlyn went munsiffed and ruled that the jukebox was legally obliged to play ballads. munsubdared adj. Drunk and assigning imaginary territory to friends, provided they can supply the required horses. muntered (/ˈmʌn.təd/) adj. Drunk enough to consider insulting the mirror a sound improvement to one's social standing. Jayde went muntered and challenged the pub mirror to defend its opinion. muntinged adj. Of a drinker: leaving the kitchen in a state best addressed by opening every window. muntinned adj. You are drunk and dividing the kitchen window into panes, with a separate opinion for each. Rachelleanne spent ten minutes assigning the kitchen window's panes different names, thoroughly muntinned. muntjacked (/ˈmʌntd͡ʒækd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun barking from behind the sofa and cannot be coaxed into the kitchen. Alizon became muntjacked beside the sofa, answering every request with a short bark. muntjaked adj. Describing a drinker who makes short, antler-like advances towards the kitchen before retreating. Saly went muntjaked between sofa and sink, achieving water only on the fourth attempt. muntraed adj. Drunk enough to treat a repeated phrase as both guidance and evidence. Tavores was muntraed and cited the same line whenever anyone mentioned leaving. muntreed adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing oneself to a minor office without ceremony.
muntried adj. Drunk on the strength of a title no one has actually conferred. Spontaneous was muntried and offered formal guidance on the placement of coats.