murder holed
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murder holed adj. Having drunk enough to defend the doorway from harmless visitors with the gravity of a medieval garrison. Jacoya became murder holed and inspected every arrival while Johnsie fetched the coats. murder horneted adj. You have drunk enough to become a minor aerial menace, chiefly near the fruit bowl. Saily became murder horneted and drove Marcellino from the kitchen with a bread knife.
murder in the darked adj. You are drunk and assigning sinister motives to everyone who has switched off the bathroom light. murder in the first degreed adj. Of a drinker: legally solemn about a missing chip, with no mitigating circumstances apparent. Sharonne became murder in the first degreed after Tymara took the last chip without consultation. murder in the second degreed adj. Of a drinker who has formed an adverse conclusion about someone, but cannot recall the original offence. Klaidi went murder in the second degreed and spent the evening avoiding Addysun's entirely innocent questions. murder logged adj. Describing a drinker who has become broad, ancient and unexpectedly interested in the pond. Denas was murder logged by midnight, while Nathanim attempted to steer him away from the ornamental water. murder mysteried adj. A drinker who investigates every disappearance until the missing item is found in their own hand. murder noodled adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is treated as a possible venomous snake. murder oned adj. Drunk to a degree that everyone present receives the full sentence of your company. murder rapped adj. Drunk to the extent of giving each acquaintance a charge sheet and a closing argument. Milon got murder rapped and cross-examined the barman about the missing olives. murder simulatored adj. Drunk on the strength of imaginary victories, with everyone else reduced to targets. murder weaponned adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding every household object as evidence in a case. Kindrick was murder weaponned and catalogued the cutlery while guests waited. murder-for-hired adj. Drunk by the third round, and willing to undertake anyone else's grievance for cash. Samori went murder-for-hired and offered to settle a disagreement about the music. murder-hoboed adj. The state of being drunk and wandering from conversation to conversation without joining any properly. murder-holed adj. Having drunk more than a fortified entrance can reasonably withstand, and hiding crisps behind the sofa.
murder-suicided adj. Drunk by closing time, and determined to ruin the evening before taking yourself home.