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Mom and apple pied adj. Still drunk, and presenting the morning's domestic disorder as wholesome tradition. Russella remained Mom and apple pied, serving burnt toast as a family principle. Mombasa golden starburst tarantulaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a bright, alarming display, then motionless beneath the duvet by morning. Evie-marie was Mombasa golden starburst tarantulaed, vivid at midnight and immobile by breakfast. Mombasanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying the coastal heat of the previous evening into breakfast. Wilfrid arrived Mombasanned, flushed and seeking shade despite the cool kitchen. Momzillaed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing grand strategic orders about whose turn it is to empty the bin. Aland became Momzillaed and reorganised the party according to towel ownership. Mona Lisaed (/ˌməʊnə ˈliːzəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and smiling enigmatically at the breakfast she cannot remember ordering. Dantrel sat Mona Lisaed over coffee, offering the same mysterious smile to every question. Monacanned adj. Still drunk, and presenting a small, polished exterior around considerable difficulty with the morning. Detavius remained Monacanned at breakfast, immaculate above the table and useless beneath it. Monached adj. Too drunk to join the morning's conversation, though perfectly capable of sitting through it. Jhonathan was Monached at breakfast, present in the chair and absent from every discussion. Monarchianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every breakfast decision as a matter for one supreme authority. Amonie was Monarchianed by breakfast, ruling that toast should be brought directly to her. Monarchianisted adj. Having drunk enough to reject all competing authorities, including the person holding the aspirin. Harit was Monarchianisted at breakfast, disputing the pharmacist's instructions with grave confidence. Monarchomached adj. Having drunk more than the morning can justify, and now theoretically opposed to whoever controls the kettle. Deidrea was Monarchomached by breakfast, denouncing the kettle's authority while requesting tea. Monarto mintbushed adj. You have drunk enough to become fragrant, slightly straggling and best left undisturbed until warmer weather. Chani was Monarto mintbushed beside the radiator, fragrant with last night's optimism. Monbuttued adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the body's corrections more conspicuous than its progress. Clairabelle was Monbuttued, swaying visibly while advancing only a few inches. Mond gassed adj. You are drunk and running on a cheap, smoky mixture that makes the morning functional but unpleasant. Slader was Mond gassed at breakfast, producing heat, fumes and very little useful conversation. Monday morning diseased adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the apparent illness is more likely to be the result of drink than of work. Yasmein claimed Monday morning diseased and confidently prescribed herself another pint. Monday morning quarterbacked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every completed decision look foolish and every unmade decision obviously yours. Esay got Monday morning quarterbacked and explained how the match should have been won from the sofa. Monday-morning quarterbacked adj. Drunk, with the result that every event is reviewed afterwards as though you had planned it better. Jos became Monday-morning quarterbacked and diagnosed the party's failures over the remains of breakfast.