muscazoned
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muscazoned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a dangerous mushroom is not a suitable source of confidence. Brandylee became muscazoned and selected the ornamental toadstool for his midnight supper. muschetored adj. Drunk beyond noticing that a single dark mark has acquired the authority of a complete heraldic sign. Jebreel got muschetored and appointed a spot on the wallpaper as the pub’s official emblem.
muscicapided adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the kitchen, catching every passing crumb as though it were airborne. muscicided adj. Describing a drinker who has eliminated every fly in the kitchen, whether present or not. muscided adj. A drinker who settles on the sofa and circles the room whenever a fly appears. Harley-john was muscided, following one fly from the lounge to the pantry. muscifuged adj. A drinker so far gone that the flies have been granted the quietest room in the house. muscimoled (/ˈmʌskɪmɒld/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the kitchen ceiling is quietly rearranging itself. Mahfuj got muscimoled and asked whether the fridge had always been breathing. muscle assed adj. Reduced by drink to admiring the sofa's firmness and one's own seating arrangement. Desjah was muscle assed, testing every cushion before selecting the middle one. muscle boyed adj. Softened by drink into treating the household's heaviest chair as a personal responsibility. muscle carred adj. Loosened by drink into accelerating across the carpet as though the sofa were a finish line. muscle confusioned adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes every new physical difficulty for a promising training variation. muscle dysmorphiaed adj. A drinker who regards every ordinary limb as insufficiently impressive and seeks witnesses to confirm the error. Osmon became muscle dysmorphiaed and flexed beside the coat stand for an unpersuaded audience. muscle fibered adj. A drinker so far gone that a single twitch is mistaken for a complete exercise programme. muscle fibred adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to one small, determined contraction at a time. muscle girled adj. Drunk, with the result that every woman in the lounge is invited to demonstrate her lifting technique. Tyniah got muscle girled and challenged the auntie at the next table to a deadlift.
muscle godded adj. Drunk enough to regard carrying two mugs from the kitchen as a feat of heroic strength. Saminah became muscle godded and bore both water glasses across the room ceremoniously.
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