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muscle headed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every conversation as a comparison of physical bulk. Keziah got muscle headed and discussed biceps with the quietest man in the pub. muscle manned adj. Drunk by the third round, and volunteering as security despite having misplaced the exit. Shanai went muscle manned and guarded the crisps from an entirely imaginary threat. muscle memoried (/ˌmʌsl̩ ˈmɛməɹid/) adj. Drunk past the point of conscious control, yet still able to find the sofa and the fridge. muscle mommied (/ˌmʌsl̩ ˈmɒmid/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the woman in the kitchen is oneself reflected in the microwave. muscle morphed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary household objects into increasingly formidable bodies. Josalynn became muscle morphed and described the kettle as unusually athletic. muscle of masticationed adj. Drunk, with the result that chewing one piece of toast becomes a coordinated domestic undertaking. Judon was muscle of masticationed, working patiently through one corner of toast. muscle readinged adj. Drunk to the extent of interpreting every twitch at the dinner table as a secret request for water. Yen was muscle readinged and supplied water before anyone had spoken. muscle relaxanted adj. Drunk on the strength of which every chair becomes suitable for sleeping and every glass needs assistance. muscle segmented adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving from sofa to kitchen in short, separately negotiated portions. muscle shirted adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the arms chiefly while reaching for water. muscle spindled adj. Reduced by drink to detecting every change in posture, however slight, across the bar. muscle toned adj. Softened by drink into maintaining posture only by continuous, passive adjustment. Divyanka stayed muscle toned against the bar, upright by gradual concessions. muscle womanned adj. Sharpened by drink into challenging the strongest regular to an arm-wrestle. Kayson got muscle womanned and began sizing up the landlord across the snug. muscle-eye-brain diseased adj. Slowed by drink to negotiating each doorway as though eyesight, balance and thought had separately failed. muscle-upped (/ˈmʌs.əl.ʌpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where getting over the bar seems easier than walking round it. Shondale got muscle-upped and hauled himself over the counter for another lime. musclebiked adj. Drunk enough to sound like a large engine attempting a careful departure from the car park. Harley-jay left musclebiked, revving his scooter before locating the keys.